This is exactly what I thought. He doesn't care about anything that can't help him.

Lol, yeah...no. Dude can claim he’ll put a halt (to continue fcking up things) until after the election, simply because he’s already fcked things up enough to cause problems. Now all he needs to do is just let the fcked up things he’s done, marinate, while acting like he’s done nothing.

It seems like their strategy is to kill us off.

Yep, and filling their own pockets, and the pockets of their wives, significant others, friends, etc.

I don’t support sending either one of these people to prison. I would be perfectly fine with the public execution of both of them.

I’m not one to argue that people should get more prison time, but if we are going to have a carceral system, it might as well be an equitable one. There are legions of stories about people who have done far less worse things getting far more time. It’d be great if these months-long sentences were a signal that we were…

There’s going to be such a long list of prosecutions just for perjury alone once we have a Justice Department that will actually prosecute for it.

We have long passed the point that the United States would have needed UN election monitors, if such people still existed.

But it’s okay. Since the election is being stolen as we speak, the Second Amendment crowd will rise up any moment to put an end to this obvious tyranny.

Aaaaaaany second now.

My mom has Alzheimer’s, pretty far along, so over the past few years I’ve gotten pretty good at identifying tiny threads in an otherwise nonsensical conversation and putting together a somewhat coherent best-guess topic. Something like this is her on a bad day.

Well, they are smarter than us...

Ooooh go post on Trump’s twitter that dolphins are the MS-13 of the sea and see if it takes off and he starts campaigning against dolphins!

I don’t know, how many votes am I going to lose?

Ok, but what about sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads?

There was a wonderful (now defunct) site called "fear the dolphin" that was all hilarious conspiracies about our imminent demise at the... flappers of dolphins. I'm 100% sold. I don't like them and I don't trust them.

Fuck the both of them, that is not nearly long enough.

I have heard sharks don’t like the taste of humans. I’m deeply offended.

If I ever get bitten in half by a shark, I do not want the last thing I see to be that shark spitting out my legs. Eat all you take, you roided-up tuna.

A global group of scientists JUST released a foundational study that confirmed that sharks are “functionally extinct” on reefs across the world. What a dumb fuck.

So is calculus and linear algebra. If you know the rules, it’s not hard. I know that is not true for everybody. My mother can’t do school based algebra at all. She could do geometry, but algebra threw her for a loop.

I’m with you there, but we don’t really know that “The High Woman in the Castle” was incapable of doing her own homework. If she was sharp enough to use her brother’s and dad’s macho bullshit to get them to do stuff for her, I suspect she was also sharp enough to do her own algebra. It was probably just fun to take…

Yep, having others do all the hard work for you is how you excel at Business and Politics!