10/10 would watch. When I heard that the woman who grifted 16 million dollars out of the Inaugural funds just for decorative napkins and such was questioning Ivanka about how the finances of the Inauguration could possible pass an audit, I knew that there was something extremely fishy going on.

Bad ones are! Good ones are like your favorite hoodie.

I need to slip the “just escaped a cult” line casually into more conversations

I am introverted, liberal, and an atheist.

[H]e started to experience flu-like symptoms in 2016. Curious about why the symptoms weren’t going away, he sent some hair and nail samples to a lab in Colorado.

A theory: He grew paranoid while smoking meth, believing his wife was poisoning him. And the rat poison was just something his dealer was cutting the meth with. Taking advantage of this guy’s ignorance of the drug itself.

Your words to God’s ears!

I can’t believe all the people in the media who kept referring to the SDNY’s sentencing recommendation of 4 years as Cohen getting hammered. For all the shit Cohen has done if he’ll walk out of prison serving 3 or less years of prison an extremely lucky person.

Trump’s real problem isn’t necessarily he’s dealing with better politicians, it’s that he’s dealing with people who are better parents.

“the only thing Pelosi could have done better would have been to stand up during the meeting and start measuring the office for new drapes.”

Do you know how much it pains these people to admit that Pelosi could maybe possibly be really good at her job? I’m frankly amazed we got this article.

You called it, plus Pelosi got Trump to personally own a government shutdown by name, calling it the “Trump Shutdown”.

Honestly, the only thing Pelosi could have done better would have been to stand up during the meeting and start measuring the office for new drapes. We haven’t seen a president so thoroughly owned since the last time this president was so thoroughly owned in Helsinki.

Yeah, I noticed that too. Very Zack Morris. And a completely fitting way to stoke the ire of a guy who probably (maybe even rightfully) thinks he’s a master of media manipulation.

Bush the elder passed legislation that made it harder to discriminate against disabled citizens.

I wonder if Pence ever tries to tell or ask Trump anything ever. I get the impression they barely speak to each other. Pence is just trying to keep his nose clean so he is well-positioned if Trump goes down or so he can still have a career if they lose in 2020. He comes off to me like an ineffectual POS.

Yeah, this was right up there with Hillary smashing Trump's nerves right out of the gate in the head-to-head debates by only referring to him as "Donald."

Bingo. Tump is completely missing the point here. Just pretend it's already done, problem solved. In fact this approach would work with almost anything, the MAGAs will just believe anything they are told and/or anything they want to believe. You think they're gonna go down to the Boarder and check? 

“[Trump] remarked about how Schumer wouldn’t make eye contact with the president and was actually looking back at the cameras as he was making comments to the president, but directing those comments to the camera. It frustrated the president more than what worried his aides.”

The whole charade was an attempt to show how trump is not being given a fair shake by the Dems and the press. He could have sat there and just said “you’ll see it my way” and “our views on this are different.” But no. He had to basically rise to the bait and then shower the room with shit. He looks like a amateur…