My town clerk sends and acknowledgment via email when my absentee ballot has been received. I’m in MA.

Vote absentee. You can register to vote absentee for the entire year. Go to your local town clerk, request an application for absentee voter status, file it and they will MAIL YOU A BALLOT FOR EVERY SINGLE ELECTION FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR.

Mass will get on board provided you don’t try to replace Dunks with Tim Hortons.

Has anyone mentioned his episode where he went to Iceland? The massage? Him lying in the snow, theatrically miserable about the weather? Best and funniest episode ever.

I had that “Oh, he’s that guy” moment as well.

<sighs wistfully> I wish I had a “corkboards-n-string room”. Maybe when the kids move out.

As a French major, I can concur.

That’s a lotta words, man.

Let’s be friends.

Yeah. I have two kids and when they were toddlers, from the screaming, a bystander would have been forgiven for truly believing I was murdering them or worse, when I was simply washing their hair.

The Salem Witch Trials, and the Guyana/Jim Jones thing.

Exactly. Except these guys are *actually* guilty of stuff.

I think it’s entirely possible he thought he was pardoning this Jack Johnson.

Exactly.

And a fair amount of shilly-shallying as well.

Thank you. This is the goddamned paper of record. This is unacceptable.

Please become a journalist.

You can take my Botox when you can pry it from my cold, dead, still astonishingly-youthful-looking corpse.

They’ve already done this as a movie called Pleasantville.