I had that “Oh, he’s that guy” moment as well.

<sighs wistfully> I wish I had a “corkboards-n-string room”. Maybe when the kids move out.

As a French major, I can concur.

That’s a lotta words, man.

Let’s be friends.

Yeah. I have two kids and when they were toddlers, from the screaming, a bystander would have been forgiven for truly believing I was murdering them or worse, when I was simply washing their hair.

The Salem Witch Trials, and the Guyana/Jim Jones thing.

Exactly. Except these guys are *actually* guilty of stuff.

I think it’s entirely possible he thought he was pardoning this Jack Johnson.

Exactly.

And a fair amount of shilly-shallying as well.

Thank you. This is the goddamned paper of record. This is unacceptable.

Please become a journalist.

You can take my Botox when you can pry it from my cold, dead, still astonishingly-youthful-looking corpse.

They’ve already done this as a movie called Pleasantville.

With no penicillin, birth control or epidurals.

I am so goddamned pissed at the <expletive deleted*> Grey Lady, I can barely contain the annoying sound of gnashing and wailing. I’ve been a devoted reader since the early 90s. I tolerated the fact that they could never get the goddamned sunday paper to my door until 2 and Jason Whosus who faked his articles and that…

Signal boost. You are spot on.

The Fyre Festival of political crime families.