We could probably lose the guns, but the apologizing with sincerity bit is going to be a dealbreaker for most of us. Will you settle for a muttered apology and defensive silence?

Jesus christ these people are awful.

Drug dev person here. The way you do this is with retrospective clinical trials. They’re not as good as prospective, but a prospective trial would never meet with ethics committee approval. A retrospective trial of patients who ended up in this situation would be marginally acceptable data.

I cannot express how much I adore your gif.

Karen Handel.

It all boils down to we sluts slutting around in a really slutty manner. If we’d all just stop being slutty, unplanned pregnancies wouldn’t happen.

Take your damned star.

Had mine at my second delivery - literally a 2 minute procedure while they were in there anyway. Both the MD and the patient are incomprehensibly self-defeating. I want to be sympathetic, but how many times do you have to trip over the ottoman before you move it out of your way, you know? These goddamned people.

The woman has 9 pregnancies and six kids before the age of 30. She wants a tubal ligation and would have one but is scared by having surgery, and just had a c-section - WHY NOT SUGGEST GIVING HER A TUBAL WHILE YOU’RE IN THERE DELIVERING HER BABY, DOC????

Birth control is the first, obvious and most critical step.

OH COME ON!

I’m from frigging Massachusetts, and I sent him some dough, just to see Cruz cry. Please, God. I have earned this.

This East Coast Liberal Crackpot agrees with you both.

“Hubsy”, “Beersy”... what is she, perpetually 12? Between her and that idiot child Hope Hicks, this adminstration is full of useless, pat-me-on-the-head fully grown little girls.

Jesus Christ these women dress badly.

Same here. All of these people are trash, but that photo is just pathetic. “Sweetie, a) that photo is the equivalent of a snap of you weeping with your makeup running down your cheeks, and you should never let someone see that and b) you’re ok with your parents seeing this? Really?”

I have two teenagers. Fear is the correct response.

These Parkland kids are savage. I’m enjoying every minute of this and I hope to scurry through the rest of my life below their radar because they are terrifying to cross.

I can totally see that. Sometimes the public sucks.

As a former waiter and a current Annoying Middle Aged Person Who Occasionally Asks For The Music To Be Turned Down In Restaurants That Are Neither Bars Nor Sportsbars, I am pretty sure I’ve never looked like I was berating a waiter by making a polite request.