RGO here. My guns are never around children except my own, and then only on the range. EVER. That’s a big part of the goddamned “R” bit.

Cosigned. I hope to god the parents sue the school and get a massive judgement. That is the only thing that is going to stop this idiocy.

I’d love for this to be true.

Medicare, I expect.

Wonderful advice.

“I said ‘maybe we need a new force. We’ll call it the space force.’ Not really serious,” [...], “And then I said ‘What a great idea. Maybe we’ll have to do that.’ That could happen.”

Bombing women’s health care providers is misogynistic.

“No place to mount Go-Pro” is killing me.

Don’t forget we will need to be sending teachers in to protect the police (http://abc30.com/7-shot-1-fatally-in-mass-shooting-near-chicago-police-department-headquarters-/2289633/), gun ranges (https://www.thetrace.org/2015/07/background-check-vermont-gun-range/) and of course, veterans care homes. Gee, I sure hope…

Came for this.

Stand right, walk left.

I’d smack the crap out of everyone watching videos with sound in restaurants. A really hard smack.

Good for you. Internet stranger is glad you are doing well and maintaining your sobriety.

Flight is absolutely the correct answer. Mind control is fascist, mind reading is like eavesdropping but more accidentally embarrassing, super strength is useless because of robots... and also, most importantly, with flight you get to avoid commercial air travel.

Hey there, I’m super interested in checking out your site, but it keeps crashing and the search function isn’t turning up “Boston” - I’m assuming you have locations in the US?

I travel abroad from the US frequently to western and eastern europe (work, not because I live a fabulously wealthy life of leisure, sadly) and my experience is that mostly, everyone feels a baffled pity towards us.

Perfectly understandable. We’re working on it, but it’s taking longer than we’d hoped.

That was beautiful. Take your star.

I’m pretty sure my irrepressible, unstoppable glee at this complete train wreck makes me a bad person, and I’m ok with that.

Your mouth, god’s ears.