RGO here. My guns are never around children except my own, and then only on the range. EVER. That’s a big part of the goddamned “R” bit.

Cosigned. I hope to god the parents sue the school and get a massive judgement. That is the only thing that is going to stop this idiocy.

I’d love for this to be true.

Medicare, I expect.

Wonderful advice.

Bombing women’s health care providers is misogynistic.

Don’t forget we will need to be sending teachers in to protect the police (http://abc30.com/7-shot-1-fatally-in-mass-shooting-near-chicago-police-department-headquarters-/2289633/), gun ranges (https://www.thetrace.org/2015/07/background-check-vermont-gun-range/) and of course, veterans care homes. Gee, I sure hope…

Came for this.

Stand right, walk left.

I’d smack the crap out of everyone watching videos with sound in restaurants. A really hard smack.

Good for you. Internet stranger is glad you are doing well and maintaining your sobriety.

Flight is absolutely the correct answer. Mind control is fascist, mind reading is like eavesdropping but more accidentally embarrassing, super strength is useless because of robots... and also, most importantly, with flight you get to avoid commercial air travel.

Hey there, I’m super interested in checking out your site, but it keeps crashing and the search function isn’t turning up “Boston” - I’m assuming you have locations in the US?

I travel abroad from the US frequently to western and eastern europe (work, not because I live a fabulously wealthy life of leisure, sadly) and my experience is that mostly, everyone feels a baffled pity towards us.

Perfectly understandable. We’re working on it, but it’s taking longer than we’d hoped.

That was beautiful. Take your star.

Your mouth, god’s ears.

“Teens: I am equal parts inspired by and terrified of you.”

Same here. Not a hook, but a video doorbell - so I know if I have to get out of my bathrobe and answer.

Umm... Hee?