only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

That woman needs to brush her tongue.

FOR GOD'S SAKE MILEY MAKE YOUR TONGUE THE STAR OF A DENTAL HYGIENE INSTRUCTIONAL FILM

Co-fucking-signed. You can't be sticking out your tongue in that condition.

i was like >:( yes they are and then the rest happened and i was like that's my babe~

Two months ago, my partner made me laugh as I sat up in bed and suddenly there was blood everywhere. Everywhere. Blood. Fucking. EVERYWHERE. And oh yeah, I'm sitting on the remnants of my own surprise panty massacre. It's like my period knows when I'm terrified of being pregnant and chooses that week to be late. This…