Miracle Whip all day long.

A paper bag is disclosed.

This just in: Nobody cares that you use Apple Music or what you consider to be or not to be, tasteful entertainment. Try reporting tech news...

This whole article is just so cringe worthy. It is unbelievable. Gawker fucked themselves and now the sister sites are slowly being consumed by the same shit.

I despise you for inserting a Trump quote.

This has to be satire right? I mean, you can’t actually be serious right? You’re trolling right? That’s what’s happening here?

supernova after a tear in the broken space loop... everyone knows that

Readers beware. The cable companies have infiltrated the tech blogs... Notice how many articles there are about how bad cable cutting is and how returning to cable is the smarter choice AFTER all of the quarterly profit losses were announced recently.... #tinfoilhat

This is such an odd sensation.. I don’t know what this person is saying in this frame-grab, but I feel very very strongly that they should shut up about whatever it is.

There is no home for us Gawker people anymore, we may as well just give up. The douches come hard and strong on Giz. Thank God I still have Deadspin and Jalopnik and Kotaku. We like you there Hudson.

Sooooooo, we bring up his world-wide embarrassment and awful day byyyyyy..... further promoting it on one of the largest tech blogs online? Super classy.

The new owners had to make a deal that they’d “place” the Gawker rejects. They’ll take care of the mess in due time...

>3. Anyone who buys coffee because they like a cat from online has no business consuming any sort of stimulant.

Yeah! Fuck these assholes for defending their rights to the IP they own! Nobody should be able to benefit from their trademark unless they share it with everybody! Harrison Bergeron was a freak show gone wrong and deserved to be shot! [LOUD FART]

Another gawker reject...

They are slightly expensive

They are slightly expensive

Depending on the level of audio happy-ness you need, the hands-down BEST speakers I’ve ever listened to on a PC were Amphion One-18's in a pair. They are pro-level near-field monitors, yes. They are slightly expensive. True. BUT, if you sit at a computer for long stretches of time, invest in yourself and your life.…

Depending on the level of audio happy-ness you need, the hands-down BEST speakers I’ve ever listened to on a PC were…

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1) Your nomination should contain:

To be fair, just like Eve, your use of “nomenclature” wasn't the best verbiage either. Maybe it's not just us Millenials that need to expand their lexicon... ooo pretty light!