If I have to choose between a long life chained to a wall jogging in place and a shorter life moving freely about the world, I'll choose to move freely about the world. I don't think you are a fat guy, because you have no understanding of what it's like to live with unachievable thinness as your obsession, your Holy…

They had ONE KID. It's not like they were breeding like Duggars. If they were child hoarders, I might agree with you, but they ought to be able to have one kid. You can't always just wait and wait and wait for the economy to improve or your boss to give you a raise. I've known women who waited so long they hit…

Only 3 years?

Sometimes people don't learn until they experience the problem themselves. I think she should have started charging a hug toll every time he needed the bathroom or was hurrying out the door. After doing that a few times, then she could initiate a discussion and call a truce.

Or scooted the desk out the door with her sitting in it. Yeah, I thought of that, too.

This was an ex's favorite movie. And he asked me to guess why. I guessed, and guessed, and guessed. I never guessed it and he never told me. This is partly why he is an ex. I still don't know why this would be anyone's favorite movie.

Just to be a devilled avocado, since the older feminist friend heard the "baby peeps" and knew them to be Olivia's, perhaps she was the only baby there? And if so, perhaps all the other attendees had been told that children were not welcome? If so, then it is not fair to the other attendees if one person is allowed to…

Or she was agnostic or generally non-religious.

For decades I've been drinking green tea daily with no problems, but that may be because I buy organic leaf tea, so, no additives/pesticides.

You know what else can be mistaken for a bomb if left in a bathroom or under a car? A backpack. Better confiscate all the students' backpacks! Also brown paper lunch bags — if left in a bathroom or under a car. Better get rid of brown paper lunch bags. And books! Someone could hide a bomb in a book and put it in a…