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I’m sorry to add to your worries, but women never found you attractive in a speedo.

But if you don’t see color, then you’re racist, because you are ignoring the opression. Basically, you’re racist no matter what.

“Finally, there is the small fact that I was always fond to the“Bond is a codename” theory.There is just so much story potential in there”

Came here for this. He was an all but supernatural villian that you would still want to spend time with, even though you knew he was going to eat your liver later. Hannibal rising all but ruined him, or would have if it had actually happened, which it didn’t, I don’t know what that is...

Can’t imagine why anyone would be confused.

I think you are vastly, vastly overestimating the amount of people that would be like “3d printing?? You go VW!”.

You just don’t get it. You’ve never been a poster of a marijuana leaf.

No. No it has not.

You can stuff me in a rail car if you must, but ‘aint no WAY I’m gettin’ in a Vega.

Huh. I thought for sure it was global warming.

I NEVER kill the massager. I save that for the hookers.

A) Because he was not a disembodied head on a fence post. The head hinges on the neck. Push anything on or near a hinge and the ends move the opposite of the hinge point after the intial force is traslated through the structure.

“And an American auto industry with truly staggering levels of “zero fucks to give.”

“all of these objects in your house radiate heat, which promptly goes to waste.”

Bingo. An old stick shift diesel is the ultimate Zombie Apocalypse (I’m not sure why I capitalized that) vehicle. While the other clueless surviviors are fighting and dying over empty gas stations, you just fill up from someones heating oil tank and be on your not so merry way. And stick shift means push start

So, by this logic, every car ever made is for enthusiasts. The Edsel was made for lemon sucking enthusiasts. The Yugo was made for tow truck enthusiasts. The Aztek was made for... some sort of enthusiast. Every car Tavarish recommends were made for masochism enthusiasts. Way to diminish the term there Jason.

Seriously though, Ant-man was alright, but no more. Terrible villian. You can’t say anything bad about Marvel movies though or the internets will hunt you down. They’ve kind of become the Apple of entertainment.

This. Exactly this. I have been setting the sleep timer every night for years. I then filter out the blue light by closing my eyes. Maybe I should put that on Kickstarter...

Flagg. Definitely.

It’s ok, the next Johnny Storm will be purple.