I was also going for disdain and disgust. Guess not.

This quote

“Some researchers think that dogs or cats will be next up for genetic manipulation.”

Build more F22’s? Apparently someone thinks we have plenty if they’re handing them out to the f#cking Hawaiian Air National Guard....

How long before the “it’s bad enough we’re ruining one planet people suck blah blah” comments roll in. Let’s take bets.

Only zucchinis

And get airborne on the drive home!

It....ummm...it has a GREAT personality!

Wait.....that was supposed to be erotic??

You’re the one who did this, aren’t you:

There’s a fire, sir.

Well it’s a good thing she didn’t bring up coonskin caps.

Well, if it was coooooon, that would be racist?

Wow. I’m still on Aaron Rodgers

And this is why it will immediately be tossed out, but their purpose will have already been served.

Running into Abraham Lincoln in space. But c’mon that’s kind of an obvious one, right?

As long as the moon is not an egg.

And yet you’re still here posting. I question your commitment.

I think next time anyone orders Chinese food, they should ask if it has misogynist glutamate in it.