It....ummm...it has a GREAT personality!

““Does it get a Hellcat?” you are undoubtedly wondering about Dodge’s new police car. And, disappointingly I must answer: “No, it does not.”

BULLshit. He road into incoming traffic into her lane, she slowed down and he continued on into her as well. Douchebag looking for an excuse to do what he did.

One of these displays. Alternatively, you could just velcro one to the dash and calculate from a tach.

Well done. Next explain how the 60” TV lasts longer because the larger surface area dissipates the heat better.

That’s great. Now can they make the Fire TV app like, you know, play a movie without stuttering or crashing?

“South Korea would stomp the ever loving hell out of North Korea with the US troops and equipment stationed there”

Thank you , I was like “they used one rotor?”

See what I did there?

In a “grandads hammer” kind of way.

Wow, you really decimated Tyler!

Because they happen to be related?

“ Or ask for aquesadilla at Chik-Fil-A, which I’m reasonably sure would result in fellow customers wearing Scott Walker campaign t-shirts asking you if you’re “one o’ them dirty illegal rapists what we should be keepin’ out with a border fence.”

Well, don’t get too despondent, that was a California Cars and Coffee, specifically a San Francisco Bay Cars and Coffee, so the asswagon ratio is far, far higher than the real world.

‘ere ya go.

And STILL gettin’ stars!

Are you Indiana Jones?

What is happening in someones head when their instinctual reaction to a car hurtling towards them is “Quick, Moonwalk!”

I’m just wondering if you ever go home at night, think to yourself “I wrote an entire article on standing floor mats today”, and sob into your pillow.