In a “grandads hammer” kind of way.

Wow, you really decimated Tyler!

Because they happen to be related?

“ Or ask for aquesadilla at Chik-Fil-A, which I’m reasonably sure would result in fellow customers wearing Scott Walker campaign t-shirts asking you if you’re “one o’ them dirty illegal rapists what we should be keepin’ out with a border fence.”

Well, don’t get too despondent, that was a California Cars and Coffee, specifically a San Francisco Bay Cars and Coffee, so the asswagon ratio is far, far higher than the real world.

‘ere ya go.

And STILL gettin’ stars!

Are you Indiana Jones?

What is happening in someones head when their instinctual reaction to a car hurtling towards them is “Quick, Moonwalk!”

I’m just wondering if you ever go home at night, think to yourself “I wrote an entire article on standing floor mats today”, and sob into your pillow.

I’m upgraded and still manage apps. I believe if you never installed the original bundled app then you would have to install the app store separately, but if you already have it it won’t be removed with an upgrade. If I’m wrong, however, I will deny having said this and blame the cat for walking on the keyboard.

Irony:

Damn.

Coincidence?

Waitlist for Fire Stick re-opened, chances “good”!

Waitlist for Fire Stick re-opened, chances “good”!

3:00 EST and the Fire Stick is still full price

3:00 EST and the Fire Stick is still full price

“50% on Drinkwell Platinum Pet Fountain”

“50% on Drinkwell Platinum Pet Fountain”

At least when the robopocalypse happens, we now know the dogs will be spared.

Sure it can, it’s just called physical therapy instead.

Which is why you use vodka.