So two stories today about Telsa and pinching.

That being said, Reuters says Tesla is “not aware of any warranty claims, field reports, crashes, injuries, or deaths related to the recall.”

Pretty soon, every vaguely recognizable model name from every going concern brand will come back as an electric CUV (but will be called an SUV).

Except for the engine. That’s a Judd v10. So not very original. 

Why is it the most BS? It’s the most original car they’ve come up with since they rebooted.

You’d think that, as an automotive website, the chuckleheads around here would at least know that Range Rover is a model name, and Land Rover is the brand. This article made my brain hurt.

/final finger on monkey’s paw chenches, the next day a 26-page slideshow of HotSauceIsTheBest’s comments appears on Jalopnik

Someone with a 2002 Ford Laser with dents in it, will be faster than this.

What a negative comment. 

Ahhh back when AMG wasn’t diluted. Now they have AMG packaged cars so you get get all the looks of an AMG without the performance...Posers =(

There needs to be a constitutional amendment against slideshows.

Next, slideshows!

You know what, I take it back - this isn’t even on the ACEEE. The line about the Malibu was a throwaway but Jose made it into a thing.

This comparison is as useless as when people tell me how much better getting a Camry Hybrid would have been vs a Model 3 LR. They are not in the same class at all. The Camry is not going 0-60 in 4.2 seconds and the Camry is not as fun to drive as the Model 3. The Malibu is also not in the same class as the EV Hummer…

Oh come on now, what a fart of a story.

There’s so little news these days on Jalopnik that Rupert Murdoch is interested in buying it and classifying it as “entertainment” “news”.

What’s going on with all these slideshows?

Good write up. biggest takeaway from it was this:

Class 8 truck tires aren’t rated for 300 MPH, anyone consider this an issue?

And she never said anyone did. Now did you have a point?