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The Transit Connect is a great modern minivan, it may lack power, but it makes up for it in tight/responsive handling.

Disagree. I’ll have the purple one.

I bought my daughter’s Kia Soul a few months ago. It was a solidly “fine” experience, which is as high as my dealer-o-meter goes. It was fast and they gave me the deal they quoted. But anything to improve the experience would be welcome.

Maybe they just need one more customer satisfaction survey.

“Ford’s total car deliveries skidded 21 percent last month” - that tends to happen when you don’t sell cars anymore.

Your towing 2 keeps and a gooseneck with a 3/4 ton? For what it's worth I'm glad you're still alive. Please don't do that again. 

Please don’t believe the headlines: while this does look bad, most of the trash eventually got into its lifted pickups and drove off.

Mmm. That green paint is to die for. Seriously, carry away my rotting corpse in that one please!

So Hyundai cribbed luxury designs even in their concept cars? 

You are the wind beneath my wings.  I never thought of it in such a manner. No sarcasm, I am being utterly genuine.  Mind-blown Monday for me.

I’d be totally fine with your list. And I do agree that we need to do a better job of convincing the opposition, because the right-wing is always just going to pick off the “they want you to pay for someone else to go to college for free!!” bullshit.

You can probably guess I don’t have a fine arts degree...

When is the last time you’ve had an open-minded policy conversation with a Republican? Probably never, I’d guess. Republicans have to send their kids to school too. They care very much about whether it’s affordable. I think you would be very surprised how many Republican voters would approve of that plan.

Yet paying off student loans and having universal healthcare is socialism...but those profitable oil companies still need handouts.

This was never a good idea in the first place. You shouldn’t use food to make fuel

“Recall the false promises about corn and cellulosic ethanol,”

That’s a Jason special just for illustrative purposes. Or it’s the most dedicated CHP officer on the planet.

Narcoleptic pajama pants guy who looks like he’s living out of a rusted, 45-year-old mail truck? Yeah, let’s go knock on his window!

Parking outside someone’s house at night is not a crime. Sleeping in your car is not a crime (driving without wipers might be, though). Therefore they have no right to detain you. But it’s okay, you just go ahead and give up your rights. I’m sure it will be fine.