Also pretty aweful:

Dodge 900

X90 was convertible-ish

They are all built on the Epsilon platform, which Opel got first.

So instead of a VW he's driving a rebadged Opel Insignia?

The current gen Malibu was adapted from an Opel Insignia...

You should take this video and your case to small claims court.

I am 5'10" and 150. Average - if a little light. I didn't say I was 6" and 200lb

I love the MX-5, but it needs a bit of a stretch in the middle. I'm an average sized man a bit on the lightweight side, and its still a bit tight so I can't imagine what it would be like for someone in the 6'+ 200lb range. It would do well to establish it as a less "girly" car.

This comes from a time when Americans didn't spy on Americans.

One of the Jeep dealerships here keeps voiding Jeep owners' warranties for "going offroad"

what did they do to get it street legal in the US?

Mine

Stark would have killed for a Macintosh when he designed the MKI

I've never heard anybody make derogatory statements towards Canucks. Unless you are offended at the whole "Friendly northern neighbor who has the good beer, says 'eh', and sometimes speaks to you in French until finding out you're American and apologizes" stereotype.

She's 17, so unless you live in New York you can expect a knock on the door AAAANY second!

I am not getting in a Chinese teleporter...

As much as I love to hate on ATT, let me point out that this happened in the MOUNTAINS! That terrain is extremely difficult to blanket with cell coverage.

What WOULD you do for a Klondike bar?

Ha! Mine looks the same, but with a couple of repeats thrown in...