Subaru Outback sedan anyone? This did not go well.

Why do entertaining people usually have southern accents?

@VeeArrrSix: Ditto!

Mississippi: talkin's the only thing we do slowly.

VW Golf Country. Can I get that in Harlequin paint?

@Matt Hardigree: I second that. I own one, and am quite proud of it.

My 1988 Jeep Grand Wagoneer.

jetta tdi 5spd

The Prius has an electronic parking brake, and a joystick gearshifter.

Mom's 1983 Pontiac Bonneville. For some reason I always thought it was black, even though it was actually navy blue. My little sister threw up in the back right seat, and after that, none of us would sit there.

Diving enthusiasts dont buy Toyotas. Whose feelings are we hurting here?

Can I get mine with leather seats and matte black paint? ooh and some 40" rims!

Pontiac G8 GXP (RIP)

This is an example of somebody who cannot put an antenna up at his house due to HOA restrictions. Don't laugh, it works!

Oh the buttery flavored Horror!

My Grand Wagoneer feels scary at 60mph, and I don't dare exceed 70mph.

Volkswagen Passat CC.

Hahaha! Silly Yankees. The South closes up shop for the week in cases of snow flurries.

Yeah, this looks like a great way to burn up an amplifier. Try this on your rusty old boom box, not your $900 surround receiver at the center of your home entertainment center.

Verizon phones don't have SIM cards. Could that be the SD card?