Jack Reacherlito- das spanish for wee little Jack Reacher.

Fucking Kevin James.  I love that kid, god bless him.  I will watch this movie, just as I have watched every Kevin James movie.  Zookeeper?  Check.  Paul Blart? Check.  He has some strange appeal I just can't shake.

Fucking Kevin James.  I love that kid, god bless him.  I will watch this movie, just as I have watched every Kevin James movie.  Zookeeper?  Check.  Paul Blart? Check.  He has some strange appeal I just can't shake.

WWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYY tttooooooooooo much roth-tino, not enough motherfucking WU.  And fucknutsmcgillecutty Lucy Liu needs to go the fuck away.  Far away.  I do not understand her appeal- fuck is she annoying.  She is the corporeal embodiment of nails screeching on a chalkboard.

WWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYY tttooooooooooo much roth-tino, not enough motherfucking WU.  And fucknutsmcgillecutty Lucy Liu needs to go the fuck away.  Far away.  I do not understand her appeal- fuck is she annoying.  She is the corporeal embodiment of nails screeching on a chalkboard.

The first, best and only reality tv is NFL football.

The first, best and only reality tv is NFL football.

it's called "Cooning"- look it up

it's called "Cooning"- look it up

uh- what does the great state of North Carolina have to do with it- oh wait- was that a gay reference, like Holmes was a beard or something?  Yes, well, we here in the Tarheel state do not truck with them thar homosexulls.  We passed us ah amendment sayin' so.  yee haw, rebel flags, moonshine, cutoffs with pantyhose,…

uh- what does the great state of North Carolina have to do with it- oh wait- was that a gay reference, like Holmes was a beard or something?  Yes, well, we here in the Tarheel state do not truck with them thar homosexulls.  We passed us ah amendment sayin' so.  yee haw, rebel flags, moonshine, cutoffs with pantyhose,…

The Cosby Show? Really?  "LOOK! Black people are okay too!  They do stuff just like us!" uncle tom, stepn'fetchit, coonin' bullshit.  From the desecration of "Shotgun" as a theme song to the cracker-ass whitening up of every aspect of their lives, the show is a giant hunk of steaming shit.…

The Cosby Show? Really?  "LOOK! Black people are okay too!  They do stuff just like us!" uncle tom, stepn'fetchit, coonin' bullshit.  From the desecration of "Shotgun" as a theme song to the cracker-ass whitening up of every aspect of their lives, the show is a giant hunk of steaming shit.…

I watch Danzig get punched in the face everyday- it keeps my teeth white.

I watch Danzig get punched in the face everyday- it keeps my teeth white.

For some reason I watched "The Prowler" (1981), a film by Zito that is supposed to be some kinda landmark slasher flick, AND I watched it with Zito's commentary.  You would have thought that "Red Scorpion" was Citizen Kane the way he referenced it during the Prowler commentary, right down to it being "destroyed by the…

For some reason I watched "The Prowler" (1981), a film by Zito that is supposed to be some kinda landmark slasher flick, AND I watched it with Zito's commentary.  You would have thought that "Red Scorpion" was Citizen Kane the way he referenced it during the Prowler commentary, right down to it being "destroyed by the…

I like how Tarantino's whole career is now "revisionist history" movies.  Next up: "Rosa Samurai" - Rosa Parks is 18- she gets transported by a scientist madman to 16th century Japan where she trains to be a ninja, the gets transported back to Dallas- 1963- November 21.  Just in time to stop the military-industrial…

I like how Tarantino's whole career is now "revisionist history" movies.  Next up: "Rosa Samurai" - Rosa Parks is 18- she gets transported by a scientist madman to 16th century Japan where she trains to be a ninja, the gets transported back to Dallas- 1963- November 21.  Just in time to stop the military-industrial…

Is that Lana Del Rey?