He was born to play Big Baby J- I mean who else would be Dirty?  Maybe Puff Daddy- he's an actor now.   AAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA

that wasn't real was it?

According to Chuck Klosterman it was the greatest Gen-X movie of all time.  For some reason I just read that part of one of his old books- speaking of douchebags…

Yeah- I just feel sorry for him- Many a night was he passed out in a pool of his own vomit in the corner of some shithole bathroom during a late night party in Raleigh, NC.  He would also steal any drugs or money that wasn't nailed down, even from "friends" and bandmates.  He was a selfish, entitled junkie douchebag…

"already adapted, albeit poorly" - eh, uh, incorrect.  The swedish version actually fixes many of the problems the book has (the book is pretty poorly written and almost unreadable in its English translation) by being stark, graphic, simple and straightforward, with relentless pacing as well as having a great actress…

they all look the same- I would be hard pressed to pick out one thing I remembered about any of them- just like real police sketches!

One interesting sidenote- I live in Brevard, NC where the majority of the movie was filmed (actually in the Pisgah National Forest) which is in Transylvania County aka The Land of Waterfalls.  Neither I nor any of my friends or family saw any signs of any production anywhere- in the forest, celebrities around town,…

what is this- DEF COMEDY avclub JAM?  "Cause you know, white people be all like uhuhuhuhhh and black people be all like ahahahahahhhhh."  Har Har har, golly that be funny yo

Does that  mean people cried when Davy Jones died?

Well, actually, The Deadliest Game (or I think you meant "The Most Dangerous Game") is about a professional big game hunter hunting one man, whereas Battle Royale is about a bunch of amateur schoolkids forced to kill one another down to a "last person standing" situation- which is basically (I think) what the Hunger…

Joy gonna hafta open up wider 'n dat or I'm gon bust some teeth outta her haeed.

huh?  are you one of those commies that's flouridating my water?  did you eat some special mushrooms today?  is meth really as dangerous as you make it seem?

All I know is that Lucy Punch is in that show, and I am madly in love with Lucy Punch.  Lucy Lucy Lucy Punch.  "Hi- I'm Mr. Lucy Punch" is what I would say, or maybe "See that hot ass bitch over there?  The big sexy blonde with the kinda horse-face?  I'm fuckin' that".  Alas, I am doomed to a life of fleshlights and…

"allowing the cleansing smoke to fill its eyes with an ablution of tears"  This happens every night when I get off work- I guess I need to invest in a vaporizer. Thank god O'Neal is back.

"The Jew is using The Black as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, Whitey? Just sit there? Of course not! You are going to join with us. The members of the American Socialist White Peoples' Party. An organization of decent, law abiding white folk. Just like…

however I did see Outkast at Shaw University in like 1996? or something and that shit was funky and awesome.

Nobody says a word about the notoriously shitty quality of most Hip Hop shows, regardless of the group? Strange.

Jesus turtle fucking Christ- the shit was racist, people.  You can look back on it and wax philosophical all you want, but present that show to a 21year old black person and see what they say.  It's like the assholes where I live that have big Rebel flags on their porches and plastered on their trucks.  They can talk…

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nearly every animated series on television today trucking heavily in racial caricatures"- Really?  I guess I haven't noticed that- the ridiculous women that all look like Barbies on steriods I have noticed- even supposedly "young" characters like Supergirl-
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that would be a triffid-
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…and I would rather you go down on a lawman for a gallon of gas…