I’m not going to stop drinking, or crying, but I’ll be doing both as I continue to play Titanfall 2.

What... what the hell? Leonard Cohen is dead, Trump is in the White House, and now Splash is actually USEFUL?

Cloak is the only true boost.

Dang. Wish I would have submitted.

GTA is a solid series, but Red Dead is in its own class. Just recently replayed redemption since it went backwards compatible. The setting and world they created for that game is incredible. I have been waiting for a new RD since there were leaks about a new map.

After a much-needed sabbatical, Highlight Reel is coming back this Thursday! I’m going through the backlog of submissions I’ve received now, but feel free to send more great clips my way at Highlightreel@kotaku.com.

Please, Blizzard, please, give us this as an alternate option for Reaper’s ult in Overwatch. TwistedGrimTV reimagined the bane of your existence and mine with a bit less grimdark edge and a bit more fabulous flash. It really is raining men. Hallelujah.

Laters, everyone! This is my last article for the weekend. Been fun! Thank you for taking the time to read, sharing your stories with me, and for putting up with me all weekend long. You guys were great!

“Now, children. Let us move on to the next topic: Creepers.”