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How I imagine Torch reacting when learning about this Isetta

Why is Raph photographing into your bathroom window?

They’re providing a free week/1000mi test drive period.

I bet they’ll try to get dodgy and not take back the car and then you’re out of that 7 day return period.  

Hey, that’s the bathroom window of my old apartment in Red Hook!

What if you have two microwaves? 

It’s not physically possible to microwave two burritos at the same time. This is an urban myth. 

Spoiler alert: heat rises.

It used to be 1. 

Buy your GTI from yourself.

Here’s a real fun project, if he can get a hold of a 2016+ model with Adaptive Cruise Control, he can run an open source auto-pilot-like-software like Comma.ai and have his own custom “autopilot” and watch that 80 mile-a-day commute dissappear while driving full EV. :)

Wagon was 4-cyl and auto ONLY.

“At least half the answers to these are fucking stupid.”

I call BS on the operating costs of the Alfa. There is no way that thing isn’t spending half the year in the shop. It’s fuel costs are likely half of whats being used.

Always read the fine print.

Figures it would be in Prokopyevsk. That’s the Montreal of the Florida of Russia. Maybe. 

Oh I thought that was two Hummers stacked one on top of the other.

Hummer died?

I finally made a kinja account, after literal years reading this site, to star this comment

Toxic waste? Sewer? NYC? Raphael?