Just wanted to say thanks to the shit I learned from all your posts, I was able to pick up a very nice 2015 Corolla for my fiance in the easiest and quickest manner. I was out of that dealer in maybe an hour or 2 at most including them washing the car for me.

Or Tesla could realize, “Hey we’re not moving as many cars - let’s slow production to save some $$$.”

“I mean the odo said 156,163, but I got on the phone with the guy and was able to talk him down to 147,382!  I gave him my social and mother’s maiden and we sealed the deal then and there!”

Hey....you used MY email.

If I see “Call for price” I don’t even bother opening the ad. Don’t waste my time with your hard sale bullshit before I’ve even laid a finger on the car. I’ll say the same thing for the odometer; either tell me up front, or don’t waste my time. 

For Sale: Great Car. Only $15,995!*

“How about I call you for my foot in your ass.”

Perhaps it makes a difference when you sort through ads by mileage?

No the real limoosine are brown

No, they had the market for the guys who caused funerals. See Tony Soprano if you're too young to understand my reference.

Your use of overly long ellipses and excessive exclamation points isn’t doing your minor point about grammar a lot of favors. 

“You got that gold chicken wire grill I ordered?”

Your sentence transition from “see through clothes” to “I drove through a deep flood which tore off my right side skirt” had me confused for a sec. And a little turned on.

The public chargers you see currently just pull from the grid. Turning on 10 houses-worth of electricity is pretty insignificant for the grid in general.

That’s two words.

So you actually hope it’s the CX-4 then?

Life-changing battery tech won’t come in the form of vehicle range and recharging quickness. It will most surely update the AAA nuggets in my damn TV remote.

So yeah, this motor is never going to be on sale in America, is it?

Tow balls and a snatch strap? How about a NSFW heads up guys?

I have the HEV Ioniq. The PHEV uses up a few inches of the floor so the dogs weren’t as comfortable. And the Niro has a more vertical trunk space so the dogs couldn’t lay down.