I volunteer my obese ass as the mechanism.

I feel ya. I’m a psychologist working in a university counseling center, and it is amazing how many supposedly educated people at this university do not know or understand what HIPAA actually is. Shit there was recent “debate” over whether psychologist could ask new clients was vaccinated (no, I’m not making that up).…

First time someone has admitted to wanting to see a picture of Matt Gaetz

why do they get hot James Spader as their poster boy?

Y’all ain’t right.  That’s a good floof.

Honestly, what could she possibly have said here that would have been acceptable to anyone? If more people show up at the U.S. border, when we can’t even process the ones who are already there, then how does this lead to any sort of a positive outcome for anyone?

John Goodman

If anything watching Mad Men explains why America is the way it is. It's just a bunch of people being nostalgic for a time that never was, while drink and smoking too much. Personally I like Joan's Arc. 

I don’t remember anyone lionizing Don Draper. He was an asshole. He did terrible things. Even when he tried to be good, he just couldn’t. But eventually we learned a little about his childhood, and what made him what he was.

I think it’s a bit more specific than that: I think Rogan accepts the legitimacy of being criticized for not not crafting jokes that land. I think he objects to being criticized on moral grounds.

One of the very few instances of a straight white male noticing the reactions of people around him and learning from them came this weekend when my nephew said that he realized that people who weren’t on debate teams stopped talking to him when he treated everything they said as up for debate. He said “I guess not…

Imagine being a 53-year old multi-millionaire crying this much about the culture. Imagine moving through the world and being so very hurt by this stuff. Walking around your giant compound, chartering a private jet, all the staff buzzing around you as they clean your toilet and maintain your pool. Jesus what a fucking…

What he’s talking about is criticism. What he’s complaining about is he wants to be able to make anything he wants and say anything he wants and for no one to criticize it. What this supposed “free speech warrior” is demanding is that people who would object to anything he might say or keep their mouth shut. That…

I wish white men would get cancelled. Then I wouldn’t have to hear their whining every goddamn day about how they’re cancelled.

“Can you make a good comedy movie any more, or have they made it so dangerous in terms of being cancelled, that comedy movies are no longer something you can do?”

It’s almost as if comedy is a highly contextual medium, Joe. As the cultural shifts the comedy has to shift with it. If you don’t like it, make better comedy…

I was going to say the mother from Brazil, but Vince Neil is way less obscure.

I’ve been on board with wide-leg pants for a while (jeans are a different story), but my biggest problem is the fucking crop. WHY are all these pants cropped mid-calf?! It looks awkward and terrible on everyone, but particularly me because I am short and have ankles like tree trunks. Make pants normal length again I…

I have, to quote Anne Lamott, the calves of a Hungarian dock worker (and as I’m half Hungarian they’re mine by right) and I cannot WAIT to buy some wide leg jeans. Fucking skinnies cling to my legs and ride up, giving me that oh so hot combo of wedgie and high waters.

which include what I affectionately refer to as “comedian jeans”—baggy, loose-fitting men’s Levi’s that go well with square-toed loafers, Nike Air Monarchs, and a mediocre set at a comedy club.

Man, Vince Neil went downhill after the 80s.