“Second, exercise is not a balm to be put over mental health as if it is the be all end all.”

What if it turns out Kellyanne is the mysterious Q?

THIS. Feelings aren’t facts, yo. Just because you *feel* like you’re running out of time doesn’t mean you are. I would love to see more ppl learn to manage their emotions more effectively before having children, to be honest. Because our children desperately need that from us.

You frassin’ me..?

It’s important to teach your children that life is horrifying and full of random tragedy at an early age.

We tried to raise butterflies with our kids a few weeks ago and it was an absolute nightmare. Got the mail order caterpillars, bought a bunch of milkweed and put them all in a big butterfly enclosure. Many of the cocoons detached from the enclosure wall and fell to the floor. When this happens, the pupae convulse and d…

Fun fact: even after a caterpillar completely dissolves into goo, brain and all, and reforms as a butterfly, it can somehow still retain memories from when it was a caterpillar, and I have found no explanation about how they do it. #NatureMaaaaannnnnn

Don’t measure with a bra on, it defeats the purpose.

YES. All of this! And my current favorite bras are the Glamorise front close bras. I’ve tried $150 bras and they aren’t as comfortable or supportive as these $30 ones. There are two styles, the racerback style and the standard strap style each fit a little differently, the latter has nice thick padded straps. They go…

The only time I won’t wear a wired one is if I’m wearing one of my Bravissimo sleep tops, which has a soft built in bra in it.

looks like you’re one ‘em loco strays that wandered off the TX ranch. Giddy on home now ya jackass.  Seriously, your fucking takeaway here is AC = bad is some dipshittery.

Is that the narrative that’s being sold? Every time I talk to people, they seem so nervous that Biden won’t win. If you told my friends Biden had a 14-point lead, they’d think it’s not big enough.

Today I learned there is a Planner Community. 

The only good tweet.

Let us all bask in the comfort of above headline for just...just a brief moment.

Wow that’s a ba-da-ba-ba-bad joke. 

Don’t worry, everyone. I hate myself too.

Let’s check on her police department for recent brutality complaints, because it looks like the threshold for “I fear for my life” seems to be a lukewarm hash brown.

She is NOT lovin’ it.

Love that she snuck in there that she did the mobile order so other people wouldn’t “pay for her stuff.” You know you’re in a trod-upon profession when people are always offering to pay for your shit.