JEnnifer Garner is Maureen Ponderosa?

I would like to play lead electric triangle please and thank you

For the last time: HILLARY 👏 CLINTON 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 FUCKING 👏 PRESIDENT

...ready for it.

Calling “Crooked Hillary and the Dems” as a band name now.

Even when supernatural, doggos only do good :’)

Aaaaa! Thank you!

I’ve quickly learned (from Captain Awkward: go there right now if you’ve never been, I have grown so much as a person and a “bitch) that having a “script” of responses takes a lot of the pressure off. Next time potential FIL says something racist, look him in the eye, let the silence become just a bit uncomfortable,…

*shouts at director* “Make sure you get the LIGHT streaming through the SLEEVE ZONE this time, Richard, what do I even PAY you for?!”

Especially the piss bomb...when uncircumcised dudes would pinch their foreskin and piss into it, then splash it on an unsuspecting scout team scrub.

if i had a truck of money i would hire idris elba to be in my video. he’d be wearing a tux and there would be a sex scene.

I have to disagree. It makes a ‘meh’ song into a ‘??????’ song really quickly. Why would you pair a song about love/passion/general swifty feelings she has for every guy/crushes with imagery from Ghost in a Shell???? It creates a jarring discrepancy between the lyrics and the images.

Ruprecht? Hey, you talking about me?!?

...a huge pile of...,...money...ok...

She only seems like the smart one because her brothers are both Ruprecht.she’s pretty.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

Oh, shit! You don’t know what “petty” means, do you?

Here you go: http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/24/politics/trump-denali-mt-mckinley/index.html

Ditto. I choose to believe that the role that most captures her in real life is Loretta from Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Me! Always more exciting in an Olympic year too.

Ill watch anything with Allison Janney.