Clearly the footage is a hoax/prank/fake.

I thought the same. Also:

If this is real, it’s footage from the most oddly-placed security camera in history. Who puts a security camera at eye level several inches out from a corridor wall?

Ironically, this ghostly shit gives me LIFE.
It’s just so satisfyingly creepy. Thanks Deerpark CBS for your real/fake footage!

No lies detected

Looking for Comey’s curtain to hide behind.

Thanks, I am Pretty Cool

But you don’t have to be a micromanger to be annoyed by that essay. Just freaking ask for what you want! It takes time, but everyone can be trained to see that ish needs to get done around the house all the time.

Wow.

Possible outcomes:

I get it. It’s a “good” problem to have, and feels like sour grapes, but dreading how you spend more than half your waking hours is a shitty way to go through life.

Boo hoo.

This show, like The Big Bang Theory, is for Baby Boomers who think police procedurals are “too political.”

More likely, Jim Parsons’ dentist, agent, manager, realtor, and yacht merchant.

I’m more disturbed that TBBT is a multi cam show and Young Sheldon is single cam. How does that make sense?! Is it a flashback and Sheldon thinks without a laugh track or two camera setup? CBS continues to confound.

Jim Parsons.

Quick, someone give this guy the keys to Roger Ebert’s old desk at the Sun-Times.

You know guys like this have always thought understanding technology is for nerds and they can’t be bothered. Now that national security is involved they still couldn’t care less, unless it hits their pocket somehow. I wish I could run around living my life like a dipshit without any consequences.

I’ve always been the same, but bizarrely, the anti-depressant I’m currently on has made a HUGE difference in how I feel and how awake I am in the morning.

I know it's cool to hate on it and the sequels kind of blow but Paranormal Activity (the original) should be at least on there because it was a newish way to do horror and also, dear God, Katie standing up and staring at her boyfriend while he sleeps for the entire night is creepy as fuck