Oh man, this is relatable AF. As a kid, I had a lot of trouble sleeping. I remember being 9, and having the first memorable night that I could not fall asleep. That morning, my mom asked me how I slept, and I told her I didn’t. She dismissed it as impossible (my mother has never had trouble falling asleep). As a…

It’s not a pull-up bar, as far as I can tell. It just looks like a tension rod, the same thing that you’d use to hold up a shower curtain. Which is not the kind of thing that you do pull-ups with. Ask me how I know...

I think it is true that Taylor is best enjoyed when you acknowledge her as a fully faulty artist. Instead of being a fan that pretends she is perfect and infallible, I enjoy her the most when I recognize that she is at her best when she is tacky. Legitimately, she is the most entertaining to me when she is tacky. As a…

Man, all of these people that believe so readily in a biological gender binary are going to be pissed when they learn about individuals that are born intersex. What do they expect athletes to do then?

ok, but some of these kids are competing for collegiate athletic spots, which comes with money. I really wish that what happens at the end of all of this is that college athletic scholarships are done away with.

Pistols are a big deal in CrossFit. 

pistols are extremely dumb. regular pushups will put some weird strain on your shoulders if you’re not careful. all of barre is very dumb to me; it sells you muscular fatigue/endurance as strength when in fact, they are different. v-ups are ok, but why do that when knees to elbows does just as well. box jumps...I’ve…

ME TOO. BAREFOOT DEFENSE TWINS

My only experience with trainers is the exact opposite. I have worked one-on-one with male trainers before; I’m not flirty, I’m not quick to add them on social media, and I generally talk to them the way I would talk to a male coworker. HOWEVER, I have gotten more than an earful from them. One guy was really in his…

MY bf wears EB exclusively. Don’t get me wrong, it suits him, but 2019 is also a wild time.

Oh, and I did grow up the same too. I was proud of myself for having a weekend job in high school, and a part time job that morphed into a full time job in college. My friends couldn’t understand the value that I placed on having no time for myself. Looking back now, I know that part of it was poorly managed…

My parents were sorta similar, but worse in different ways? IDK. They too came from poverty, and they are really proud of working and supporting yourself from a young age. But, they didn’t do it wisely? Like, they both very much value manual labor; sit-down office-type jobs aren’t “real work” to them. Taking care of…

Jojo looks and sounds like a girl at my crossfit gym, and I don’t care for either of them.

It’s fun to watch the upper class eat themselves.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day because it keeps me from snapping at people at work in the a.m.

Last I heard, the Babadook was a gay icon, so I don’t see how Roger Stone is the Babadook, but ok.

I would expect first-rate chefs in a hotel with an owner that has a good track record of paying employees. Turmp? Not so much.

Every single red delicious apple that I have bit into in the last 3 years has been mealy, so I heartily agree with you on that one.

Just now realizing that Jezebel’s Jane Marie and The Dream’s Jane Marie are the same Jane Marie. Mind blown.

I am a UT Dallas alum. Seeing Ted Price here, a few months after Vice media reported on another UTD research group, is very exciting. We may be a nerd school (we don’t have a football team, but we do have a mascot that is described as a “flaming sperm,” lol) but we are getting cool on the internet. #whoosh.