Dear lord when is the universe going to implode under the sheer weight of his stupidity?  He’s a fucking neutron star of idiocy

He means political left but I suspect you know that and are going more comical 

Our ‘99 Si had a CD player built into the HU and that open cubby

Ginger

Why do they need to read anything? That shit happened in the past man and doesn’t matter.

Why has no one pointed out if they tipped over...  most of it would be underwater.  Now if he had said  “stand on end”...   just sayin’

My roommates said they might get me a CB radio for my car bed so I can talk to other car beds

The medical programs and sports programs are what actually bring in revenues and that is why they are paid so much.  Tuition isn’t close to enough at a lot of schools to cover everything.  Of course you have schools like Harvard that are so wealthy they could give school away without it affecting them.

I considered a Harley (Iron) but after making two laps of two different dealerships with no one even saying a word to me I bought a Triumph.  Screw that lame attitude.  

But... but... he’s anti-abortion! NOTHING else matters.

Fucked up, right?  Saw a news clip on Last Week where they asked a college guy about Kavanaugh - his response?  “Even if he raped someone he is against abortion so I support him.”  Idiocracy is already here.

“You’re asking about a blackout,” the judge responded. “I don’t know, have you?”

Why should we respect anyone else? ‘Merica, fuck yeah? /s

Yeah I derped on that one and Battleborn too...

I think you mean one reason - money.

Facts are fake, Cheeto told me so

I would say yes - they attacked people who weren’t even aware of the assault. I’d say crashing a plane into a building to kills thousands is pretty fucking cowardly. Religious zeal, IMO, precludes bravery in any case as bravery needs to be a choice not something you are compelled to do.  

Most people are terrible at guessing measurements 

Is this the pussy he referred to be grabbing? Would explain a lot.

You mean at the bottom of every fucking website :(