Not really if they agree to taking you to the airport at that time, they always have to option to say no.

Hey cool, you flipped to page 2 of the “Just got fucking rocked so hard they’ll need my dental records to ID me online” playbook and are acting like you’re super totally trolling and it’s so funny that everybody thinks you’re a dipshit

This has never happened before and will surely be believed by all involved parties

Some people can’t sleep on planes. I know I can’t. So I end up wasting a day at my destination.

If you’re a regular flier, this isn’t advice for you.

You know what Beth. It’s sad that you spend your dumbass life criticizing santa and imagination. Your journalism sucks as much as your lack of creativity and imagination.

You sound like a joy to be around, Beth. I wish you and your many cats a great Thanksgiving!

You enter the world by going inside a giant jack-o-lantern.

This reply is 50 times better than the article

Shit man. Theres some writers out there who can’t find a job and to them I say this. If Nick Douglas can get paid to write dumb two bit shit like this then so can you.

Disagree. This season was pretty clearly all about how much Rick needs his family, despite everything he says or does that is contrary to that. While, to me, every other season made it seem like he is only going to stick around until he gets bored or till shit hits the fan; The end of season 2 plus the whole season…

This is a perfect example of how fucking pathetic this whole thing is. “Oh, you stop things from happening? Well, it’s your job title, so you need to do more. This isn’t enough.”

“Amazon also offers the ability to have things shipped to Amazon lockers.”

Not if they’re the size of an air conditioner...or even a laptop computer. At my last apartment, having a package sent to the property manager’s office was about as effective as having it deposited in the dumpster for all the good it was in…

I read the whole piece and it’s still unclear how is this my problem.

So stop going to the library too? They buy, maybe, 10 books? And 1000 people read it. So the author is getting paid for 10 books instead of 1000. Bad Bad Bad. Go buy 1000 copies. What kind of logic is this? You are implying that somehow it will correct itself when you stop buying from these “cheap” sources. How is an…

Not that it’d going to stop me from enjoying any film he was actually involved in (and looking at his credits, most of his stuff never interested me at all), but exactly how involved was he in these films? Like, was he personally involved in picking the director/producer/whatever, or did he just fund them? According…

The ONLY valid argument I’ve heard for back roll is when you have a cat that likes to spin the TP roll.

Doing a quick look on cragislist, I suppose one could agree with your thoughts on the launch seeming to be going “ok”. The scalpers certainly didn’t have trouble getting them.

Yeah, I’ll leave the patient bleeding in the chair while I go eat leftovers from last night.

You are not the target audience. Pikachu is designed to appeal to young children. Get the fuck over it.