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Oof. Shahid Kapoor. I love him as I should not love another man aside from my boyfriend. That is a whole lot of beautiful man I would pounce on like he was the last fruit explosion muffin in a box of Tim Horton’s muffins.

The other day at work I desperately had to pee, so I barreled into the bathroom... and someone was doing their makeup. I was already half in the stall before I realized I wouldn’t be able to go because my shy bladder said NOOP NOT TODAY, LADY... so I sat there awkwardly for about a minute, unrolled some tissue paper,

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The fact that they state the restaurant was right down the street from them... they couldn’t just walk and get it? Unless a Toronto block is like... six miles long.

I am scared of basements and attics in homes, because people get killed in the attic and buried in the basement.

Dead serious... my 6 (7? I suck at ages) year old nephew asked me last week if I knew what a Tesla was. I said, you mean the scientist? He gave me a look of annoyance only a child can give and responded “No... the car. I want one when I can drive.”

That’s me! Everyone always laughs at me, but it’s totally true! I react to:

I have a Samsung Galaxy Note 2014 Edition (that’s a mouthful...) that I used every day while in school.... but when I was done it’s now been relegated to “Netflix device while I do laundry.” It seems a waste for a $500 piece of equipment but I think it’s just something that happens. With phones becoming more and more

Dora the Horror Explorer

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

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This year’s host country, Ukraine, had previously won with Ruslana’s song “Wild Dancing,” in 2004 which she performed in a fur bikini surrounded by beefcakes in leather pants and CGI flames.

Yeah I lol’ed hard at that part and stopped reading.

I have one of Amazon’s cheapest Kindles I got for 25 bucks a couple Christmas ago, along with a small pink speaker dock I got at Target 6 years ago for about 10 bucks... put the two together and it looks exactly like this (smaller form factor though, as the dock is smaller than the tablet and thus the tablet covers

I really miss that feature - I moved from a Motorola to a ZTE and the Assist software was amazing. It was surprisingly accurate too, the voice to text component.

It’s green tea, from what I’ve read about this newest creation. They also have a “Mermaid” frappe.

Oh course the Animal Crossing one I want is kids only. Guess I better have some now.

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I’ve only seen bits and pieces, but I can say my boyfriend’s 15 year old (when it came out) niece despised it, because her brother (8 at the time) was obsessed with it and ran around singing Rotten to the Core nonstop.

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*awkward sexual old man groan as you swan dive over him over and over*