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I am scared of basements and attics in homes, because people get killed in the attic and buried in the basement.

Dead serious... my 6 (7? I suck at ages) year old nephew asked me last week if I knew what a Tesla was. I said, you mean the scientist? He gave me a look of annoyance only a child can give and responded “No... the car. I want one when I can drive.”

That’s me! Everyone always laughs at me, but it’s totally true! I react to:

Dora the Horror Explorer

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

No.

This year’s host country, Ukraine, had previously won with Ruslana’s song “Wild Dancing,” in 2004 which she performed in a fur bikini surrounded by beefcakes in leather pants and CGI flames.

Yeah I lol’ed hard at that part and stopped reading.

It’s green tea, from what I’ve read about this newest creation. They also have a “Mermaid” frappe.

Oh course the Animal Crossing one I want is kids only. Guess I better have some now.

*awkward sexual old man groan as you swan dive over him over and over*

“Forsooth! The great game Two Worlds hast granted thou DLC? Thou ist blesseded to welcome this fortuitous bounty upon thine and thineself.”

The first Saints Row game I played was Saints Row 3 and I loved the insanity and humor. It really changed how I play video games, to be honest. Saints Row 2 came up on sale shortly after I beat 3 and I snatched it up. I went into it expecting the same off the wall play style that was in the third and obviously... it…

Poor Link must chafe like a son of a bitch. All those weapons slung around his body and naught a shirt to be seen.

Goddammit, Japan. You do all the cool shit.

The only F&F movie I’ve ever watched was Tokyo Drift, and I loved it to pieces... if only because I love Japan and drifting is something I’ve never been able to pull off in a video game, let alone consider doing in real life.

Fun fact: One of the interesting side effects to Benadryl is visual and auditory hallucinations. I had many bad “trips” as a kid before it was pinpointed that I was “allergic” to it. I would hear voices, see things that weren’t there (shadow people... mainly trying to kill me), and get what I call “Black Hole Sun”…

I know, but maybe there’s a couple dozen episodes somewhere that were filmed and locked into one of those music boxes with the little ballerina that spins around.

That’s cool and all but... when is Bunheads coming back????