I want “Don’t hurt yourself”.

Im loving all the humble brags happening on this post.

I have just one, single, solitary question for this young man.

It means no weiners for the rest of your days
It’s our penis-free philosophy
Vagina dentata

The thing that bothers me is that her preferred pronunciation is not correct in German. It would be if it were spelled Streissand or Streißand, but it’s not, and I haven’t seen any indication of a change at Ellis Island or anything like that. Her grandparents were from a section of modern Poland that was part of the…

We are not below sea level. We are over an hour from New Orleans. All of this peanut gallery commentary about how ppl shouldn’t live here is a ridiculous outrage. Yes global warming is a real problem, but guess what? People have been living here LONG before global warming studies emerged. Everyone should just leave?…

Well, here I sit in my house in New Orleans, which is bone dry because this is not happening in New Orleans. But it has given an opportunity to the few people who agree with you to come out of the woodwork and repeat these tired pronouncements from ten years ago.

LOL.

Before more people come in and say “We shouldn’t rebuild! We should have known after Katrina!” I just thought I’d remind everyone how frequently we rebuild areas with other known natural disasters. California in particular has a high number of earthquakes and wildfires (the latter disaster annually, it seems). Florida…

Where do you live? What if your city were destroyed and they told you never to rebuild?

I support this, but only under the condition that they play every national anthem concurrently.

Personally, I only whispher...

in this case, when manz say hey, it means: he won, he wants to be congratulations on a gold medal aka Erection, also hey is a short version of sinning “We are the champions”.

Most self-called beauty experts don’t have the first idea what to do with curly hair, let alone black women’s hair.

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

No, that shit doesn’t fucking fly anymore. You don’t get a pass for being racist just because “you were born in another time”. There are plenty of olds out there who treat everyone with respect, regardless of their race, religion or gender.

Old Man Yells at Chair

approximately how many times a day are you fully punched in the face

Tell your therapist that you just read a collection of film reviews and still found a way to make it about yourself.