Somewhere higher-ranked than Tulane. That’s why they let me teach at Tulane for two years. My dad is a Tulane alum too, but he’s not an ignorant bigot, thankfully.

New Orleans resident. I’m beyond proud of them. We were reading the statements and went fuck yes, finally. It made me remember why I can’t ever break up with my team. The comments have been brutal on local news sites, but I couldn’t be happier.

Who in their right mind has a slip-n-slide on stage? Also - he's totally lip syncing.

And you people say the Midwest is unlivable.

A homophobic bigot with an anger problem that once had a a very minor quasi-rap hit, who is loved by white women who normally don’t listed to rap music. Here most notable cultural achievement is probably being one of the last d-list celebrities given the chance to pose nude for Playboy. Also someone who apparently…

Is this Chicken what I have or is this Bunny?

My sister visited me in England from the States, and she was so glowy! Apparently it was Becca shimmering skin perfector and I immediately stole some. And then I was glowy too! As soon as she left with her Becca, I ordered some. I am a pale, freckled ginger, and I look alive with this product!

Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick is my ride or die. (The Jeffree Star version comes close...). I’ve been wanting to try their glosses! Glad to hear you like them!

The Kylie Cosmetics logo is just so gross. I don’t really ever like disembodied lips*, but it turns out I like them even less when they seem gooey and drippy.

I live and die by the Becca powder highlighter. It’s pricey, but it lasts a long time and lets people who are totally inept at contouring/don’t care enough to learn how still look dewy/glowy. There’s also a cream version, but a use the powder because I am very oily person: http://www.sephora.com/shimmering-ski…

This week’s ass-over-teakettle obsession: ColourPop Ultra Satin liquid lipstick in The Rabbit. Practically neon! I went through a red lip phase in college. Now, give me screaming fuchsia. I desperately want the blush and one of the lipsticks from the Jaime King collection, but I’m waiting for the brows/Dopey/Kathleen…

I like Becca highlighters a lot. I’ve been using the opal one a lot recently, it is nice on my medium skintone. If you are on the fair side, I think the one in moonstone would probably be better.

Angela Badasset is everything. And of course, Loretta is divine.

And, no, I’m not arguing whether Clinton and Reagan are comparable or that private prisons caused the incarceration crisis. My only point is that non- right wingers “reap the benefits of anti-blackness.”

No no no you can’t go to the quarter and get a frozen daiquiri! If you want to do the ‘tourist makes a drunken fool of themselves in the quarter’ thing right, you have to start with the hurricanes and then move on to the grenades.

It is so early and I have not had my coffee. At first read, I thought this was saying that his supporters were admitting that Fox News is terrible. Should the “that” be a “who” or “whom”?

I loved Dope, but I def noticed that. Reminded me of the casting call for Straight Outta Compton. Sigh.

“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

Dude, “older ladies” and “less-attractive ladies” aren’t fucking practice. They’re people.