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Did you ever get the urge to go sit in one of the chairs, like you’re part of the guest list? Because it takes all my self control to not do that whether I’ve been drinking all day or I’m stone cold sober. We were just at Watercolor in Sept and there was a 4pm beach wedding and all the guest were wearing cream (I

Why not both?

Thank you, I needed that laugh today but now my computer screen has my drink all over it: /

I’m from the south and it’s SO bad down here. I got married at 27 which is actually considered pretty old in Arkansas and I was so sick of being a bridesmaids and weddings I chose to have a laid back destination wedding with no wedding party. AND PEOPLE STILL GOT OFFENDED. My BFF who is usually so laid back got so

For three amazing years I used the goldman sachs discount (never worked there, a friend shared it) which was more than half off at some Ritz locations, including the one down the street from my house. My girlfriends and I could stay on the club level for $200 a night, split this four ways and for $50 we could have all

So a year ago I was sick, sick, sick but because I live 5 min from where I worked I convinced myself that I could just take a ton of drugs and still go in, hide in my office and get some work done. Well, I still had my 2003-2005 Juicy tracksuits (those things held up too) and I always wore them when I was sick or

I will admit I couldn’t even get thru a quarter of this article but I want to say that is really cheap for a pre school. In Dallas you spend $24,000 a year.

I totally get what you’re saying but my sister doesn’t like being referred to as my mom’s stepdaughter. She thinks it sounds cold and I could see a “step” mom and “step” daughter using a different term out of endearment. I always joke my mom only married my dad because she was so into my sister who was a toddler. My

Maybe she wrote ya’ll a letter too???

Were expecting our first in March. While we don’t have family nearby I do work from home and can easily ferry this baby to daycare and school in the future and never have to feel guilty to my boss because I am my boss. That to me this will make the biggest difference. My husband and I already split the house work, he

What did you think about how relaxed he was with the E News girl vs Andy? I mean he was two completely different people I felt like. Did anyone else notice that?

I thought she meant in California but I do know several nurses in Arkansas who make six figures. I forget what the exact title is but they were in school forever and can write prescriptions. My mom made really good money as a nurse too but she tacked on several degrees after finishing nursing school though she

Don’t give Sonja that credit, she could read this and it would still go over her head. An “intern” would try to explain it but she would shoo them away.

Reading stuff like this makes me really happy that I married an atheist. (I’m a Methodist for the record but haven’t been part of a Church in years, I found them to be too full of drama)

I love your nana. I have a video that I’m filming on my toddler niece pulling one of those red wagon things at the pumpkin patch and putting all sorts of stuff in it very matter of factly as if she is going to purchase all the items. As the wagon got heavier it got caught on something as she rounded the corner and

That’s just life man

that is charcoal, they are gold diggers. Please stop posting the same link that doesn’t prove anything.

Are you implying dressing up as a gold digger with charcoal on your face is blackface? Because it’s not. Also dressing up as a Kardashian while not funny did go with the lame theme and is also not blackface. If they had padded their asses and were wearing actual black face that is awful but I don’t see any of that.

But no one did paint their face. The gold diggers has charcoal which makes sense and since when is drawing a goatee on black face? The theme is weak but lets get our facts straight or we look like Fox News

They have charcoal because they dressed up as gold diggers. There was no blackface though it was still a lame party theme.