I just want Ellie to know that her “things that should have happened a 100 years ago” made me spit out my water from laughing so hard and I’m not even mad about it.

My husband was an athiest at his school in the early 90’s and people were more open then but I think it would be a very different environment now.

Umm what the hell is up with all these comments??? Pretty sure the obnoxious self-righteous assholes were the teachers at the Catholic school my neighbor went too. I was always so relieved my parents sent me to the only private school that wasn’t associated with a religion and I was very active in my church youth…

Sometimes you just have to burn all evidence. I had kept my memory box from my high school sweet heart even though he was a raging asshole senior year and made my life a living hell. BUT after an incident with him during xmas break my sophomore year while visiting back home I packed my bags a week early, grabbed that…

Are you talking about OU?

I feel sorry for the owners, vandalism is always wrong. A protest would be better, finding a way to get the owner to somehow give back to the community whether it be thru donations or only employing people that live in the neighborhood or holding fundraisers and inviting the neighbors. Just something so it’s not them…

How many kids do you homeschool? My only fear is that I am not smart enough to teach my kids. Then again my dad always said that those who can’t do, teach but he’s an asshole. I’m only four months pregnant but I already have him enrolled in a Montessori program that starts at two months and goes thru second grade. I…

I do not understand the latest eyelash trend that the youngest kardashian and stassi are sporting. It freaks me out, it’s like they have spider legs as eye lashes, am I the only one bothered???

You can get a similar look with sally hansen’s leg makeup spray. It dries fast, stays on and once you figure out how to use it you will be obsessed. I only use it for special events because I’m lazy.

I was never in love with my dress, it wasn’t what I wanted but my wedding was awesome and my marriage is pretty story book so I don’t regret it. The day of my wedding my hair and makeup were all wrong but I just said, “fuck it, I’m marrying the love of my life who gives a shit.” Plus it was destination and I’m not…

Man, church people can really be the worst but you just need to know how to play them. My first job at 15 was at McAlister’s and I loved working Sundays because it was near the megachurch I attended. All I had to do was name drop the church FIRST and say something vague enough about the service so it seemed like I had…

I don’t understand why people have to get so offended if someone pokes fun at something you enjoy. What a bunch of babies. Get over yourself. If you love doing something so much it should not bother you if someone else makes fun of it. No matter what you do in life someone will probably think it’s stupid. Who cares.…

I was on his twitter feed when he uploaded it. It autoplayed. I can’t get it out of my head. Those poor people and their families. I can’t even imagine.

THIS! My husband is very allergic to practically every animal from dogs to birds. You combine asthma with pet allergies and it’s a nightmare. Everyone else thinks they are an expert, why doesn’t he just take shots (he does, every other week), you can get a hypoallergenic dog (they still have dander), I have allergies…

My cousin did this five years ago at her wedding and I completely had forgotten about it until now. I’ve been to a lot of weddings since then though and haven’t seen anyone else do it so that’s a good sign. It was awkward when they played it because no one was paying attention: /

My husband has been trying to buy me a gun for years. He already owns several including three handguns, one shot gun, two hunting rifles, and an AK. I always joke we win for owning the most guns as registered Democrats. Living in Texas owning guns is kind of a right of passage. I have no desire to own a personal hand…

I’ve been married 3 years and have kept my name though I did add my husbands on my facebook and instagram. We have separate insurance, accounts, etc so it seemed ridiculous to change it. Of course when we heard how much trouble a friend of ours was having that didn’t change hers with her kids (things as simple as…

“I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy.”

I worked as an executive admin at a small company for four years and was recently laid off which was fine because I just didn’t have the guts to quit and focus on my own business I was running on the side. Working for myself and no longer being under the CAO there has been amazing. My IBS that I took prescription…