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What's with the accent bashing? He's one of our own and we need to stick together now more than ever.

I didn't realize that but now it's so obvious, he was a false flag! Masterminded by the same guys behind 9/11 and the Democrat "pizza" ring!

Put the children in the cheesecake to get more likes. Duh!

That's pretty close but they're more specific. The Clinton Foundation is a puppet organisation designed to spread neo-liberal ideologies across the globe. It's masterminded by George Soros who controls Hillary through an occasional innocuous email sent to one of her subordinates.

But why's the rum gone?

But why's the rum gone?

With that sort of intelligent reply you should double-check your birth certificate.

You wouldn't need to. It'll just …

Are Americans so dumb you actually called it Zelda: Recorder of Time?