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There is no way Donald Trump attends Game 5.

Being a cop is hard and dangerous, and it’s a very important role that society depends on. Which is why we have to let cops constantly fuck up, make terrible judgement calls and fail at even the basic parameters of their jobs with no consequences! Otherwise, something, something, crime wins. 

I have a feeling that if Houston manages to extend the series,  Trump will suddenly have some business come up and he won't be able to go. Because you know he would not take a public booing well.

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

1. There is no excuse.

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,

So at my job I have key responsibilities, things my employer expects me to be able to do correctly. If I mess those up, I face disciplinary action. That could be a write-up, or retraining, or potentially even termination.

But I’m a firm believer that through sports, independent of governments, you bring people together, they acknowledge that commonality they create empathy.

“Look at how tightly they’re holding on to him! I don’t understand how this is OK and Roberto Osuna’s conduct is not.”

Way to embrace your inner Dad.

After all those years keeping Stephen in bubble wrap, the Nats finally determined that the best packing material is two warm teammates.

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

Mmmmm...slow-cooked pot of gumbo...

Joyce Beatty cooked his ass like a pot of gumbo 😂😂😂

Drag him, congress-sis. DRAG HIM.

No, THIS Buick:

“I don’t see the problem here.”

Finally someone has a good reason for Buick to still exist.