I’m sorry, do you know Kap personally? Are you his agent or a close family member or loved one?

“Really?  That’s the biggest scarf you sell?! Have you checked the back?  Fine. Ring it up.”

Starter money is reserved for studs like Case Keenum and Ryan Tannehill.

Every weird fashion moment I don’t get just reminds me of this:

A friendly reminder that there’s a mobile, talented quarterback who’s sitting at home and could maybe actually help the Panthers keep looking something like a respectable, playoff team, and they’re gonna start Kyle Allen and probably Will Grier before him.

Don’t forget Gardner Minshew!

They booked those seats hoping no one would take the middle. Once they realized that someone was sitting there, they should have offered up the aisle.

“Newton certainly hasn’t looked like himself.”

We are likely going to see Kyle Allen, Mason Rudolph, Teddy Bridgewater and either Trevor Siemien or Luke Falk getting starts at QB next week.

Just put McCaffrey in at quarter back, he is gonna get the ball on every play either way.

It seems like they were genuinely being considerate of you, by being totally inconsiderate to you.  I can’t even tell if I’m mad at them or not.

I was on a flight where I was sitting in the middle, between a couple.

I’m an airline captain and I would never ask someone to move seats unless there was a really compelling reason. Usually the flight attendants take care of all this and I only show up if there’s trouble.

I said this in the other Jets post, but Gregg Williams lining up safeties 20 yards off the ball like he still has Sean Taylor and then being shocked — SHOCKED! — when they’re not able to compensate for, uh...not being Sean Taylor, is both fucking hilarious, and a testament to how long a guy can keep a job in the NFL…

I’ve never understood how Williams continues to get DC jobs when he insists on playing almost every play 10-on-11.

If he wants to sit next to his wife that badly, his wife could have offered her upgraded seat to the aisle or window seat in the row behind you and there almost certainly would have been a taker. Assholes.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

Was on a flight once and was sitting on the row with the mid-plane evacuation doors—puh-lenty of legroom. A man was sitting in the row behind me, middle seat even, and he said the woman sitting next to me was his wife, so could I please change seats?

Agreed with all of this, with one exception: if the captain/pilot tells you to to move, you move.
If they tell you to do the truffleshuffle, you do it.
Sue them afterwards and win big, but while on a airplane, the pilot is a dictator god. Same with the captain of a ship.
Document everything, get witnesses & video, and…

If the seat is a similar spot (aisle for aisle, etc) I’ll usually oblige the request.
Recently an older gentleman asked me to switch his middle seat for my aisle seat and said he had bad circulation in his legs. I agreed since it was a short flight, even though I specifically picked the aisle because I’m taller and…