I wish! My polyamory partners Lonely and Insane have been trying to get Awful to join us for months!

Until now, the name “Rhys Hoskins” just sounded like another guy who has played Doctor Who.

Interesting takeaway from this blog post

That is one Rummy nose he’s got there

I honestly expected fatter. Much much fatter.

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Trying to see if this douchecanoe ever personally fought for anything besides a double latte at Starbucks. He’s had to risk soooo much for his freedom of speech.

Yup. He is EXACTLY how I pictured him, except for the absence of a MAGA hat.

That is one incredibly unsurprising Twitter picture.

You forgot to mention

“That one minute show of resistance was too much for my sensitive constitution. I could barely scarf down my third hot dog in the press box while typing some mundane notes for the early edition...”

Why can’t black people protest peacefully?

“Goddamn it, why do these black folks need to shove racism down my throat?”

“I’m all for freedom of speech, but these black guys are speaking in a way that makes me feel bad and guilty, and I don’t like feeling like that. Easiest solution is to shame them for speaking out.”

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

Anecdotal evidence is my favorite kind.

Unlike Barry he didn’t let it all go to his head.

“Report: Florida Man Spends Month of August Ripping Ginormous Dongs”

Are there statistics that support the anecdotal observation that August seems like the sluggingest month? I was hoping to petition to change the expression from “the dog days of August” to “the dong days of August”.

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