“Before that, every movie I saw taught me old tropes about never giving up and never surrendering in the face of adversity.”

When you can’t recognize one of your own sports heroes and want to fight him because you’re a drunk jackass, then your spot is cemented in the sports fan hall of shame.

Got a Super Bowl win and Eagles fans are still shit. Good to know that the Championship didn’t change them.

Glen Rice might want another crack at that. I’d love to see conservative assholes’ racist heads explode.

The only superfreak we recognize is Rick James.

Maybe it’s just a Stinger for Stringer and once he’s no longer nicked up, he can stop being so injury prone and continue crashing into walls for our entertainment. Just shoot him up with some oxy and run him back out there tomorrow.

I couldn’t even drive to the supermarket and get back before the match was over. Nothing against Wang, but that win was disrespectful just like it needed to be.

Oh, I’ll move their jacket and dare them to do something about it. Fuck yo jacket punk.

NY gas stations, even Costco, don’t have that thing that lets you set the pump then go inside your car. You have to physically stand there pumping your gas because FUCK YOUR TEXT MESSAGES. Get your gas and keep it moving.

Seems like Lakesha is the designated pansy for these types of fuckwit e-mails from AA. Assuming that she’s the first one to get fired once the shit really begins to hit the fan with passengers.

So the Chargers would prefer tanking their season because they can’t pay one of their best players? This is the real narrative, that NFL teams would rather say fuck you to their fans before paying a player, while simultaneously pushing the false story that this is all the player’s fault.

Hi I’m Jeremy Renner!

KBS, CBS, Backwood Bastard and Dirty Bastard are all really good beers and reasons to keep drinking Founders.

Another unqualified blonde bimbo lying for this lying ass, wet, sloppy, orange gutterbucket slum donkey.

Good. I want to see him being dragged, kicking and screaming out of the White House, just to have a fatal heart attack right outside in public view.

Hopefully the State of New York will bring charges against him. There is no pardon power against state charges. He needs to spend the rest of his shitty life in Sing Sing prison.

LMAO. It’s definitely the inbreeding.

These thirsty cracka mothafuckas just can’t stop trying to bring down Rep. Omar. Like anyone in their right mind* is gonna believe any of this stupid shit that she’s gonna leave her husband and family for this non-descript white dude.