I didn’t need another reason to not watch the NFL but paraphrasing reason #4,080 hits home. NFL people are shadyyyyyy.

7th iteration of Neo.

This should work

Most wypipo are just some delusional ass bitches. They hate facing the ugly truth of their ancestors crimes. Everything needs to be sunshine and rainbows for these mothafuckers while the rest of the world burns to the ground.

Komrade Minus (props to Pete Souza) looks like he’s in the early stages of heart failure. Please let this be true.

It’s about time to:

Don’t forget that he’s got a small dick too. I’m sure he’s named it inchworm.

I like him because he’s having fun with it and he doesn’t care if it comes off as corny. A MLB game is not the place to take oneself too seriously no matter what the unwritten rules twatbiscuits would have you believe.

You mean Donald Drumpf really thinks he’s got a leg to stand on when it comes to making up names for himself? His EKG of a signature actually looks like he still signs his name DRUMPF even though his made-up moniker of Trump will go down in history as meaning racist, cheeto-dust covered, assholed-mouth, traitorous…

With ketchup

They don’t have to think about it because nothing like this would have ever happened to them or anyone that looks like them. They continue living in a bubble where only those people deserve this kind of treatment.

Is an LOLO’s tag in order for this team now? What say you Kommentariat?

He didn’t graduate from Duke, so the chance he gets drafted by the Giants is 0.00%

COMPLY BITCH. Oh maybe you’ve forgotten about that one. If she was black, she’d be dead. Period.

The Chinese really are going overboard to outdo that Wipeout show.

He deserves to only play his shitty “music” in venues that are empty, smoky death traps. Fuck this goddamn Hobbit running the Knicks.

He can go crawl back up Trump’s ass where he belongs.

I think she’s more of a Flinger’s type of gal. More flair and all that.