It’s about time to:

Don’t forget that he’s got a small dick too. I’m sure he’s named it inchworm.

I like him because he’s having fun with it and he doesn’t care if it comes off as corny. A MLB game is not the place to take oneself too seriously no matter what the unwritten rules twatbiscuits would have you believe.

You mean Donald Drumpf really thinks he’s got a leg to stand on when it comes to making up names for himself? His EKG of a signature actually looks like he still signs his name DRUMPF even though his made-up moniker of Trump will go down in history as meaning racist, cheeto-dust covered, assholed-mouth, traitorous…

With ketchup

They don’t have to think about it because nothing like this would have ever happened to them or anyone that looks like them. They continue living in a bubble where only those people deserve this kind of treatment.

Is an LOLO’s tag in order for this team now? What say you Kommentariat?

He didn’t graduate from Duke, so the chance he gets drafted by the Giants is 0.00%

COMPLY BITCH. Oh maybe you’ve forgotten about that one. If she was black, she’d be dead. Period.

The Chinese really are going overboard to outdo that Wipeout show.

He deserves to only play his shitty “music” in venues that are empty, smoky death traps. Fuck this goddamn Hobbit running the Knicks.

He can go crawl back up Trump’s ass where he belongs.

I think she’s more of a Flinger’s type of gal. More flair and all that.

CHAMPEENCHIP!!!!!
/cums

Who knew the cast of Dumb and Dumber would one day become world leaders?

Just like LiMu and Doug.

That black friend brought her own bonnet.