If anyone truly deserved a swift nut kicking, it’s Drake.

So now maybe Simmons will be able to shoot his shot from more than 3 feet from the basket.

He should have the opportunity to juggle sharpened samurai swords with his balls.

Because extortion.

Maybe they’ll find a way to drive their F-350 or Dodge Ram all the way to the summit while simultaneously tossing Bud cans and waving a Confederate Flag.

You must be smoking the stickiest of the icky these days. Well done sir and welcome back.

So let it be written. So let it be done.

Why is this old shitbag still relevant?

I think that Boogeyman has no teeth. Pence is nowhere near as charismatic as Trump and can’t fire up the neo-Nazi, fascist base like Trump. He’s an evil p.o.s. but he can be beaten in a national election because he’s got an much personality as a wet food stamp.

Did this fucker just wake up or was he blazed out of his mind? He seems totally unqualified to be testifying in the first place. Who appointed this mor... oh yeah. Right.

I knew Freaknik was dead in the water once they announced its return.

Agreed. I stopped watching last summer and haven’t tuned in unless they were showing live sports or to see the postgame presser, which can also be found on the NFL, MLB, NBA networks now so ESPN is pretty irrelevant outside of live sports.

And into a cold cell to await his indictment hearing.

So what we need is for everyone who wants to control the Lakers is to try to kill each other in the most brutal of ways so they can seize unquestioned power of the team and do with it what they will. Is that what you’re alluding to?

It took me too long to read this because life, but I am glad I was able to completely finish it. As a fan from the early days of KSK, I’m so happy that you’re still around to make us laugh, scream and curse about our sports teams and life in general. Life is supposed to come at you fast but you always hope not this…

If the Knicks weren’t run by morons who have the inability to develop great college players into really good NBA players, they wouldn’t have this problem. Unfortunately, the morons in charge are cancelling out any feel good stories that might come from being able to draft at #3.

Look for white people who smell like gasoline. 

If Future was able to handle his business, Russell wouldn’t need to check him so hard, but here we are.

You’re more likely to get pulled off by a hammer. {{Sarcasm detected.}}