So let it be written. So let it be done.

Why is this old shitbag still relevant?

I think that Boogeyman has no teeth. Pence is nowhere near as charismatic as Trump and can’t fire up the neo-Nazi, fascist base like Trump. He’s an evil p.o.s. but he can be beaten in a national election because he’s got an much personality as a wet food stamp.

Did this fucker just wake up or was he blazed out of his mind? He seems totally unqualified to be testifying in the first place. Who appointed this mor... oh yeah. Right.

I knew Freaknik was dead in the water once they announced its return.

Agreed. I stopped watching last summer and haven’t tuned in unless they were showing live sports or to see the postgame presser, which can also be found on the NFL, MLB, NBA networks now so ESPN is pretty irrelevant outside of live sports.

And into a cold cell to await his indictment hearing.

So what we need is for everyone who wants to control the Lakers is to try to kill each other in the most brutal of ways so they can seize unquestioned power of the team and do with it what they will. Is that what you’re alluding to?

It took me too long to read this because life, but I am glad I was able to completely finish it. As a fan from the early days of KSK, I’m so happy that you’re still around to make us laugh, scream and curse about our sports teams and life in general. Life is supposed to come at you fast but you always hope not this…

If the Knicks weren’t run by morons who have the inability to develop great college players into really good NBA players, they wouldn’t have this problem. Unfortunately, the morons in charge are cancelling out any feel good stories that might come from being able to draft at #3.

Look for white people who smell like gasoline. 

If Future was able to handle his business, Russell wouldn’t need to check him so hard, but here we are.

You’re more likely to get pulled off by a hammer. {{Sarcasm detected.}}

I heard him say it through the applause because I WAS FUCKING LOCKED IN MAN.

Best line of dialogue in Ragnarok. Even my wife was psyched to see it for context.

Wait until they reveal that Tony Stark isn’t dead but instead the Gamma Radiation that flooded his body after the final snap turned him into Red Hulk. He busts out of his grave in the next MCU phase.

Then make a painful buzzer that the umps feel because they need to be punished for the entire game for being buzzkills.

Use a tracking system (like in tennis) that instantly shows where the ball crosses the plate. If it’s a strike, then a beep should go off in the home plate umpire’s ear to confirm the call. If no beep, then no strike. Can be confirmed instantly instead of this amateur hour replay system currently in use.

She’s excellent at failing up and being a Senator’s daughter. Other than that she has no real marketable skills outside of hating Trump but still espousing the same fascist beliefs of the GOP.