He got one last chance to slap the floor. Too bad his team was on offense.

Damien doesn’t enter churches. It was all there in the movies. WERE YOU ALL NOT PAYING ATTENTION!!1/1!!!!1?!>@21@!!

It became a salary cap as soon as the Yankees decided they weren’t going to subsidize the rest of the owner’s lifestyles. And I say that because most of the small market teams weren’t plowing all of those dollars into their teams consistently. And while there have been occasions when those teams had success and won in…

What in the hell??? C’mon Krapsnaps. STFU. We’ll get a high draft pick that you can ball with next season. Just come back healthy with titanium knee braces and we’ll be all good.

Goat Lover

Just white people doing white people shit. The high five was magical.

In Federal prison.

I guess when all the steel is mixed with Uranium, you don’t have to worry about it staying warm for a few million years.

Tonsil Lobotomy’s opinions shouldn’t matter when discussing grown folks’ business. I’m sure we could do a little digging to find out how many MAGA fuckbois she’s slept with to get to her racist corner of the media roundtable.

I’ll be ya Doug.

Time to dust off those guillotines.

I own exactly zero Knicks jerseys. I do have two caps and two t-shirts. I also used to rock a pair of black and white Ewings back in the day, but couldn’t ball in them, they were so heavy. I will continue to torture myself watching them shit the bed because I clearly hate myself.

Watched this live, don’t @ me. I had no idea what Tucker was thinking then and there is no reason other than he thought he was out of bounds and couldn’t touch the ball. It’s like he was having an out of body experience and was taken over by the tesseract.

The best of the best in MLB history.

Jokes on you. I wrote a 20 page book report in college the night before it was due. TAKE THAT NERD!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Eat a dick, Pence.

I’m all choked up just thinking about this.

As a Knicks fan, I’ve had pretty much nothing to cheer for since the early ‘00's so I definitely appreciate the fluid, motion-heavy offense of the Warriors where just about anyone can go off at any time. Watching Steph go thermonuclear is just otherworldly. Just go ahead and mainline it into my veins right now.

This is the best idea I’ve seen in 26 days and counting.