I know a descendant of Reverend Kane when I see one and there’s no fucking way anyone would want to grab this woman’s “ass.”

I’m done. Thank you. God Bless. And Good Night.

Those are the most Hotep names I’ve ever seen. Do they come with their own conspiracy theories as well?

This is truly an amazing piece of work. I want to frame this and put it in a museum for all colonizers to see from now until forevermore.

Dude, send me your Soundcloud link. Str8 fiyah.

The Jungle Brothers would agree with that assessment.

The first annual Nazi party pageant has gotten off to a good start now, hasn’t it?

Nimrata? Is that the female equivalent of Nimrod? I don’t know, but I would pay good money to anyone who can prove the connection.

Ball(er) don’t lie.

“Despite knowing he likes to put on a pre-fight show, you’d think Conor had some idea of how (off limits) touchy some of that might be given where he’s from.” 

This needs more stars dammit.

When someone says they aren’t on drugs, they are probably a functioning drug addict.

Love that Voit’s on the team and he adds emotion to an otherwise traditionally business as usual clubhouse. With Bird playing like dogshit most of the season, he’s made this lineup so much scarier than it already was. I’d love to see the Yanks beat Boston and Houston on the way to wiping the floor with the NL…

I hope she gets her ass handed to her in prison.

OMG!!!!! They reanimated Private Pyle from the dead!!! All hail zombie Private Pyle!11!1!11!1!!

Anal cancer then throat cancer. Eat him alive from both ends.

Red hot takes can’t melt steel beams. Science.

HAHAHA. Exactly!

Looking at the Zapruder film you can’t say definitively who he’s looking at. Reviewing the footage that we’ve all seen, you know Barnes is looking at Kobe and he got nothing. NBA players know who they can fuck with and who they need to leave alone.

Kobe’s not Derek Fisher. While I know Barnes is crazy, Kobe has shown psychopathic tendencies and cannot be counted out to pull out a shiv. Let’s go to the tale of the tape.