Bryan Colangelo last night. Start at 1:34.

The reason this process dragged on for over a week was because Jerry threatened to burn bridges with other teams if the Sixers fired his son, according to a report from PhillyVoice.

Now that this series is over, let’s get back to hyping up Frank Ntilikina’s offseason training regimen of step back threes and drives to the basket. Knicks baby! 35 wins, here we come!!!!11!!1

Right. Just like Garnett and Allen leaving their teams to form a Celtics superteam with Pierce. Oh wait, a GM put that together instead of the players wielding their own power so that’s OK. Whatever man.

This mothafucka needs his ass beat by a couple of hard, pipe-hittin’ *****s, who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

He can’t thin beyond the privilege he enjoys and the fact that his hard hitting questions will get him off the beat and into a afternoon drive show any day now.

This is one of the few times it has worked. The cheesiness makes it AWESOME!

That is the whitest thing I have seen all year. Whiter than raisins in potato salad.

You sonovabitch you. I didn’t need to clean my monitor twice this morning.

Loved this piece. Very thorough and well thought out. A friend and I were talking about the flesh bag in the White House and he made a really good point I hadn’t previously thought of. This whole Mueller investigation is dragging on because he’s waiting for the Dems to win seats in the midterm elections and regain…

You know what, scratch the original joke that I wrote after seeing the intro. That was an amazing story. I really appreciate you telling it when you really didn’t have to. Thanks Dave.

Deadspin’s version of Drunk (okay not so drunk) History. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This fucking orange trick makes me nauseous every time I have to watch his fake patriotism on display for everyone to see. Why won’t a 4 star general just walk up to him and choke him to death? No way a real American hero gets prosecuted for doing us all a solid. Right? RIGHT????

OK everyone. Time to cut off your legs and get a pair of prosthetic running blades. Only way you can compete with these cyborgs amirite?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Six words...

It’s MAYO MADNESS! Unseasoned chicken and raisin flavored potato salad for everyone unless we can call you an APE!

You’ll thank me later.

Better yet, Jamaican Rum Punch. I usually make a gallon of it every Christmas and moms used to make it every July 4th. It’s a party bitches!!!

After the Warriors win their 3rd championship in 4 years, they should call up Barack and Michelle and invite them to a cookout at Steve Kerr’s crib. All the players, families and kids invited. Also present Barack and Michelle with jerseys that say “FOREVER POTUS” and “FOREVER FLOTUS.”