I love how Bald people are literally the only people left on Earth that are somehow allowed to be made fun of.

Shoulda been Chachi.

I say this liking Chris pratt a lot. Very much more as Andy over everything else. Love P&R.

What’s so gross about Spade?

Is it wrong that I am making the assumption in my head that the shooter is a man and the teacher is a woman? I mean that seems to be what the odds are, but I shouldn’t assume that, right?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Wow. I’m a little embarrassed for her.

Don’t forget him in Tombstone. Performance of a lifetime.

Like how people think “Sympathy for the Devil” is Satanic when it’s about the evils of humanity.

They should have gone for ballroom dancing Friends in Low Places.

I’m hoping we can keep up this level of disappointment and anger among people for the next 17 months so we can harness it for 2018 midterm elections!

Some... a few.. might call him a hypocrite on this, but he was 21 when he sang God Save the Queen and he’s 61 now. He explained his position on this very well.

My mom and step dad were in the area and decided to take the tube instead of walking that same path

Not saying I’m better than Ellen, but I can fall over and hurt myself stone cold sober.

Very well said! I didn’t know about the Mountbatten granddaughter angle. I always felt that Charles got a bad rap (as far as the Diana marriage, anyway). He was held to medieval expectations of marrying a virgin—in the 1980s! So stupid and such a double-standard.

Much as I find Diana’s story to be very sad, the whole “poor thing, she didn’t know what she was getting into” is a very disingenuous narrative, I think. Though the Spencers aren’t royal they are one of the noblest families in Britain, and it was a Spencer who was made the Duke of Marlborough by Queen Anne (a Stuart)…

The “obvious problem” was that in the early 80s, there is no way the English, at that point still with a sizeable population who had Edward VIII and Mrs. Simpson still in living memory, would put up with Charles, at that point still considered the literal great white hope of the monarchy, marrying, let alone openly…

Lol “his family.” This isn’t Phil from improv class. There’s an entire country and commonwealth following him like he’s a pregnant giraffe who needs to deliver for them. It isn’t simple to do the Disney movie thing and be an edgy hero choosing true love.

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.