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Yes, and that is why I was a little hesitant to post — at the time, whenever somebody would say, “Uh hey, maybe she is innocent?” Eighty buhjillion freaked-out Brits would appear saying things like “WEEL I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS YOU AND LETS SEE HOW YER MUM LIKES IT!!!!!!!!! YER DEVIL-FUCKING GIRLFRIEND FOXY KNOXY IS A

This article is really good and basically convinced me of her innocence. (I never paid close attention to the trial so wasn’t sure either way before that.)

Another great source is the non-fiction book Monster of Florence; it’s written by a popular American novelist and an Italian journalist. It’s batshit insane— and all entirely true— and it features the exact same police leadership, city and prosecutor as the Knox case.

I may get attacked for this, but the British press coverage, and the response of the readership, was just as baffling/terrifying as the Italian legal system. It looked at the time like some weird echo chamber was created between the British tabloid press and the Italian courts, goading each other and whipping each

I have not forgotten Meredith, but the way her parents were so certain of Knox’s guilt — and are to this day — in spite of a total lack of believable motive and evidence really bothers me.

The wikipedia article is an okay place to start.

Hello, I am here to defend this swimsuit because I feel like being a contrarian, not because I’ve actually tried on this bathing suit or have any desire to ever wear it (JK i do)

I’m honestly surprised it took this long for her to get there. I mean, she’s been pretty much the human incarnation of Vegas for years now.

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.

I love it! It’s very her. Glam and ostentatious, yet somehow unpretentiously so, even intimate. There’s no explaining this ‘cause it isn’t based on anything rational but: I get the feeling with Mariah that being around her is to be invited into her lush life, as opposed to being an onlooker, and this billboard really

Paris needs to call Frances Bean Cobain and let her educate her on the perils of falling for a struggling musician. Marrying at 18 is a bad idea especially when you get $8 million a year and the other party can barely afford to pay for the pizzas he delivers.

No, he’s racist. I know a lot of southerners who are proud of living in the south. Not a one of them has a confederate flag tattoo. He may, however, ALSO be stupid. I’m not ruling that out.

My wedding registry has measuring cups shaped like matryoshka dolls (you measure from their rounded butt part) and a Mickey Mouse waffle maker. I personally consider these perfect gifts for anyone getting married.

Snoddy has a Mohawk and is covered in tattoos, and Jackson fans are upset that one is of a Confederate flag, and have accused him online of racism. But Snoddy responded to the criticism, “There’s a difference between Southern pride and racism.”

Maybe they’re not doing it to seem classy. Maybe... they’re doing it because they like it. Just a thought.

If that Snotty dude isn’t a mooch, Gary Johnson will be the next president.

I’m sure they will have Blanket to keep them warm at night.

He is classic famous person boyfriend/first husband material. He’s so Federlinian.

My favorite part of his quote in the story: ‘I wouldn’t be dating a black girl if I were a racist’. Someone tell him she’s white so he can relax.

Paris is reportedly living off an $8 million-a-year allowance from her father’s estate and Snoddy is reportedly a member of a “psychedelic drum corp.”