I’m so done with Juju Chang, who conducted the interview. The whole thing is so racist, making him out to be a football hero and cop, framed by a horde of zombie crack heads and prostitutes. to do that to other women, already vulnerable for their race and poverty, is terrible and unconscionable.

Lucky they’ll never have the chance to breed.

That was such a crazy statement from the girlfriend! Although not surprising at all because the sentiment that a rapist wouldn’t prey on “those” women because he could have sex with more attractive ones plagues pretty much every conversation about rape, but she just put it out there so bluntly with 0% empathy.

Seriously? What the fuck was the point? Do they interview serial killers and allow them to tell the world why they’re not guilty and all those dead people were shitty people anyway and why are we even caring about their murders? And their families just want money? Jesus Christ. Fuck 20/20.

Well, remember, she’s not “innocent,” so anything that happens to her* is fair game. Meanwhile, there are elaborate but mysterious “vendettas” against him and he’s been fashioned a scapegoat to prevent mudpeople from rioting, or whatever shrill and cacophonous tune he’s whistling.

Oh, didn’t you know? As soon as you say you’ve been raped veryone starts throwing money at you and praising you - not dragging your name and reputation through the mud, examining every tiny move you’ve ever made, and calling you a lying slut. I don’t know what alternative world he’s living in, but I’d really like to…

Always useful when a predator reveals his criteria for potential victims (women with “lifestyles,” meaning they’re black or poor). He’s too much of an ignorant, spoiled little shit to see how obvious his guilt is to everyone else.

I put lip gloss over any matte looking lipsticks I have, I hate the look of matte lip color on me. No matter how hydrated my lips are, the matte makes them look dry and terrible.

I’m ready for the fake lash trend to be over so I don’t have to look at so many of my students and their badly applied fake lashes.

Yes Jesus let it be so. The matte lip in various shades of Corpse need to be over. Hideous on 20-something’s and impossible for us 40-something’s.

I never really understand this perspective. Whether it’s folks I care about or famous people, seeing others expressing love and gratitude for each other is one of those little pluses in this chaotic world. Good examples of those times when relationships between humans are working out are hard to come by.

And, really,…

I - shamefully, but whatevs - read celebrity gossip daily. I would not be able to pick him out in a crowd. Someone’s suffering a little bit from delusions of grandeur.

Studies show that films, books, music, celebrities — even OKCupid profiles — which evoke BOTH hatred and love — ie, half the people HATE it, the other half LOVE it — are the most successful. More successful than projects which everyone kinda likes and no one hates.

It is very much a Cannes thing, a visceral gut reaction from a notoriously picky crowd. They’re famous for it now, so it often seems to get played up as A Thing.

I remember Cher saying she went to the theater to see the trailer for Silkwood and she said everyone laughed when she was listed as one of the actors. It made her cry.

Yeah like those dudes just want to boo. It’s their thing. Cannes: women gotta wear heels, humans gotta boo. Dems the rules.

Yes, but it could be a thinly fictionalized retelling, à la Devil Wears Prada. Her name could be... Liza Frink.

6. Sign a book deal.

"Yes, those first two steps are exactly what our team is looking for!"

1. Apply for and receive job from known shitty employer.